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📍Jersey
I have completely forgotten about this app in 2025 💀💀 my last post is from December lmaoo oops
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Have you seen Method Man????
Women love to slander Pisces men but love Method Man !?
January 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The fact that today is December 29 and I comfortably went outside in biker shorts and a small jacket is WILD!
Granted all I did was take the trash out but still, we are COOKED! 😂😂
December 30, 2024 at 1:13 AM
My mom talks too damn much in the morning 💀 like can you let my coffee kick in before you yap my ear off please? I’m not in the mood lmaoo
December 23, 2024 at 1:48 PM
The way I’m so anti lashes now is crazy. I’ve never been a thick 25mm girly but even my whispies feel like too much 😭
December 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Not me remembering the wifi password at a salon I haven't been to in years 😂😂 glad they never changed it
December 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I have yet to purchase ONE Christmas gift lmaooooo
December 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
My boss is deadass like my therapist 😂 can't stand this company half the time but I adore her 🫶🏽
December 10, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Not me pulling my opening a message and forgetting to respond mess I do via text on teams 😂😂 oops
December 5, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Okay I’ve stalled enough, let me get to washing this hair 😭
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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i could go the rest of my life happily without having to deal with snow!! 🥲
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
The Black Friday (online) sales got me y’all 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’ve spent waaaaay too much money this weekend
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I just saw a girl on tik tok STRUGGLING with a curling iron. I simply cannot believe my eyes lmaooo
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 AM
The girlies really don’t know how to curl their hair with a curling iron these days?????

Now I’m no hair expert but that seems wild to me. We losing recipes y’all!
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I’m already over Thanksgiving, it’s only giving me stress. Can we skip to Christmas? 🙄
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I’ve been dreading this day but it’s time to take these braids out 😅
November 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Now I KNOW my mother did NOT stop sharing her location! She think she grownnnn huh??
November 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I might just have to start my 5011th rewatch of Gossip Girl now that it’s back on Netflix and idk what else to binge rn
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM
This week has been SO LONGGGG! 😭😭
a man is pulling a green bag on a trolley
ALT: a man is pulling a green bag on a trolley
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November 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Almost Christmas has def become one of my fav Christmas movies over the years, it’s hilarious every time 😂
November 21, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Today really needed to be Friday, I don’t know how I’m gonna make it through another work day this week 😭
November 21, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Ya know, I laughed at people saying you develop new pains at 28+

Welp, I turned 28 last month and my newest pain I never had before is my left knee 🙃
November 20, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Absolutely. I even cover the cable box because that little light bothers me 😂😂
Y’all sleep in pitch black darkness and silence? 😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I use the button but always add 30 seconds because it not enough 😂
Dear Black people,

Please use the popcorn button on the microwave. That’s what it’s for.
November 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM