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eatpraynap.bsky.social
@eatpraynap.bsky.social
Loves Jesus, his Church, good movies, and bad puns, in that order. PNW.
Oh gee, it’s up to my knee.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The post-protest bus ride was packed.
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Taylor Meandering
Slightly diminish a band: Gaelic Drizzle
The Talkin’ Jennys
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
At happy hour, sitting near a couple on a date. He is reading from the book of Judges, pausing periodically to mansplain the difference between the Israelites and the Philistines. She accidentally (???) touched his phone screen, closing the app. He scolded her for carelessness. Odds of another date?
June 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s a good day for good trouble
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dear Manager, here’s what I’ve done this week:
1. Picked
2. Grinned
3. Loved
4. Sinned
5. Played my music in the sun
Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week:

1. I've been racing
2. Pacing
3. Plotting a course
4. Fighting, biting
5. Riding on my horse.
Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week:

1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack
2. Found myself in another part of the world
3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
5. Asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”
February 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Thanks, @courtneyellis.bsky.social I’ll see your prompt for pastors, and raise you a plea to friends, neighbors, and extended family members. Even a quick text has the power to ease the loneliness and grief.
Pastors: it's a great day to check in on the widows in your congregation. Valentine's Day can be a hard one, especially that first year or two alone.
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
After the last 10 days, I’ve adapted Dry January to mean I’m drinking Chardonnay instead of Riesling.
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is how I flirt
January 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This afternoon my daughter told me that she wanted to sew some satyr pants, but I heard “Seder pants,” and the fact that neither of us questioned the existence of our respective pant tells you a lot about about my daughter and me.
December 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Why has nobody invented a square mattress, so you’d never have to wrangle a fitted sheet only to discover you’d started on the wrong corner?
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Finished my first meeting of the day before realizing that not only was my shirt, which I have worn before, on backwards, I still had a price tag dangling from my armpit. So professional. 💅🏻
December 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Reposted
Christians who can no longer listen to one another will soon no longer be listening to God either.

― Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together
November 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM