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West Of Eastside
@eastside.bsky.social
Nerdy database guy from UK. Fond of schnauzers 🐶
Taking a break from the socials for a while 👋
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why the fuck does Nigel Farage currently occupy the top two spots on my BBC news app.
August 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pretty sure many techy kids are aware that TOR could also be used for porn, not just paid/free vpns
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told
The children's commissioner for England tells the BBC virtual private networks are a
www.bbc.co.uk
August 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This one had his jabs today, had to wear a muzzle and still screamed the place down 😢 #SchnauzerGang
August 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Anyone know if any training exists for IT professionals around social engineering? Specifically how we can avoid unwittingly "giving away the keys". Allianz seems to be the latest org among many to have had data stolen, makes me wonder what training is out there, if any
July 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wife has a new laptop, it's fallen to me to provide tech support, and win11 SUCKS ASS.
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Froggy #vscode
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This sorry ass mofo found a manky poo in the lawn and decided to chow down 😡 He went straight in the shower #Schnauzer
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Floyd is 7 today! He'll always be my baby boy though. Love you mate #SchnauzerGang
May 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Reposted by West Of Eastside
The SQL Server 2025 public preview is here!

I wrote a blog post summarizing my first impressions of the JSON datatype and the brand-new JSON index.

TL;DR: it's looking very promising.

sqlsunday.com/2025/05/19/j...
JSON indexes in SQL Server: First impressions – sqlsunday.com
sqlsunday.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by West Of Eastside
hacking into the database to find out who’s a good boy
May 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Treat time (with munching sounds) #Schnauzer
May 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Decline in after work drinks blamed on remote work 🫠
www.bbc.com/news/article...
After-work drinks in decline outside London, peers told
A Lords committee hears Thursday is the new Friday for city-centre workers - but only in the capital.
www.bbc.com
May 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
FOR SALE SIGN UP OUTSIDE THE NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE 🙌
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Wtf is going on in the world at the moment. Here's a pic of my dog for some balance.
April 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Thankful for my banks fraud department for alerting me to suspicious activity on my card 🙏
April 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Floyd has found the PERFECT slither of sunshine #Schnauzer Have a lovely weekend everybody
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Took Jasper out for a walk and Christ alive Venus is bright tonight
February 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Some maintenance required on my guitar:
• Replace the strings with some Ernie Balls
• While the strings are off replace the nut (which was already mangled when I bought the guitar) and string trees
• At same time attempt to polish out some damage to the lacquer (pretty sure the paint isn't damaged)
February 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just jumped out of bed because I noticed Floyd had a slug in his beard 😬
February 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If anyone knows how I can get my parents to stop reading the daily mail I will love you forever
February 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Post a female character you love
February 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM