Earl
@earl4u.bsky.social
Shenandoah valley Virginia. Retired. We foster cats. Recovering tiktoker. Level 66
I must say, the Birds went.
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I must say, the Birds went.
Remember when the SB was about football?
February 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Remember when the SB was about football?
Something outrageous will happen at the SB today because those are the times we live in.
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Something outrageous will happen at the SB today because those are the times we live in.
Was it something I said?
January 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Was it something I said?
So many of my new followers here are young, attractive, and large breasted. And their clothing is way too small. And they want to give me money. And their grammar is atrocious.
Did I mention they have large breasts?
Did I mention they have large breasts?
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So many of my new followers here are young, attractive, and large breasted. And their clothing is way too small. And they want to give me money. And their grammar is atrocious.
Did I mention they have large breasts?
Did I mention they have large breasts?
I’m so good at making sandwiches, I could work at the Mayo Clinic.
January 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I’m so good at making sandwiches, I could work at the Mayo Clinic.
I only watch figure skating for the crashes.
January 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I only watch figure skating for the crashes.
One of my most recent TikTok’s.
January 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
One of my most recent TikTok’s.
I watch the inauguration on TV the other day. I turned the brightness all the way up.
It didn’t help
It didn’t help
January 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I watch the inauguration on TV the other day. I turned the brightness all the way up.
It didn’t help
It didn’t help
Q: If 300 liters of oxygen leak into a car on a train traveling north at 30 miles an hour towards Chicago, what time does the sun set on August 13 in Sacramento, California?
A: fück Donald Trump
A: fück Donald Trump
January 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Q: If 300 liters of oxygen leak into a car on a train traveling north at 30 miles an hour towards Chicago, what time does the sun set on August 13 in Sacramento, California?
A: fück Donald Trump
A: fück Donald Trump
I have a good friend. She lives in a different state.
Usually gas.
Usually gas.
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have a good friend. She lives in a different state.
Usually gas.
Usually gas.
Cat inventory! Waffles, Rizz (foster), Herbie (foster), and Rufus.
January 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Cat inventory! Waffles, Rizz (foster), Herbie (foster), and Rufus.
TikTok is banned in the US so if you’re in the US, TikTok is not in the App Store. So you won’t get security fixes. So sooner or later, you’ll be running TikTok with a security hole. That’s a Bad Thing
Also Trump’s involved. When’s that ever not turned into a shitshow?
Also Trump’s involved. When’s that ever not turned into a shitshow?
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
TikTok is banned in the US so if you’re in the US, TikTok is not in the App Store. So you won’t get security fixes. So sooner or later, you’ll be running TikTok with a security hole. That’s a Bad Thing
Also Trump’s involved. When’s that ever not turned into a shitshow?
Also Trump’s involved. When’s that ever not turned into a shitshow?
I’m going through all the stages of grief having left TikTok.
Right now I’m at “drunk.”
Right now I’m at “drunk.”
January 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m going through all the stages of grief having left TikTok.
Right now I’m at “drunk.”
Right now I’m at “drunk.”
If Ohio State wins, I can probably avoid jail time.
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If Ohio State wins, I can probably avoid jail time.
It’s the little things in life
Isn’t the BEST thing to say to me during foreplay.
Isn’t the BEST thing to say to me during foreplay.
January 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s the little things in life
Isn’t the BEST thing to say to me during foreplay.
Isn’t the BEST thing to say to me during foreplay.
In honor of today, I just threw up my breakfast.
January 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
In honor of today, I just threw up my breakfast.
We’re gonna let you keep operating, but we’re taking 50% of your business.
Hell I think the mafia only takes about 40%.
Hell I think the mafia only takes about 40%.
January 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We’re gonna let you keep operating, but we’re taking 50% of your business.
Hell I think the mafia only takes about 40%.
Hell I think the mafia only takes about 40%.
If making over 2400 TikTok‘s has taught me anything, it’s that writing just a sentence or two is a lot easier.
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If making over 2400 TikTok‘s has taught me anything, it’s that writing just a sentence or two is a lot easier.
Let me get this straight.
On Sunday TikTok goes dark in the US.
On Monday we start another four years of Orange Jesus.
Anybody worried about Tuesday?
On Sunday TikTok goes dark in the US.
On Monday we start another four years of Orange Jesus.
Anybody worried about Tuesday?
January 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Let me get this straight.
On Sunday TikTok goes dark in the US.
On Monday we start another four years of Orange Jesus.
Anybody worried about Tuesday?
On Sunday TikTok goes dark in the US.
On Monday we start another four years of Orange Jesus.
Anybody worried about Tuesday?