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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Same Jonathan (plus Reagan for me) 🤦🏼♀️
ME: listen, I’ve lived through the gulf war, the war on drugs, the war on terror, 9/11, 2 global economic collapses, god knows how many micro-recessions, one global pandemic and like 5 different Batmen so…
CLERK: so extra cream cheese?
ME: yes extra cream cheese please
CLERK: so extra cream cheese?
ME: yes extra cream cheese please
July 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Same Jonathan (plus Reagan for me) 🤦🏼♀️
Why is this so hilarious (but true). 🤣
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my 4 year old after he’s had three & a half freeze pops & is close to accessing another dimension
June 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why is this so hilarious (but true). 🤣
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The CUTEST GD thing I’ve seen in a long time!
June 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The CUTEST GD thing I’ve seen in a long time!
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Elon has 100% spent more time with Trump in the past two weeks than Melania has in the past two years.
November 19, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Elon has 100% spent more time with Trump in the past two weeks than Melania has in the past two years.
How is it that each nomination gets worse than the last one?! Dr Oz should have the Dr removed from his name. Medical hack. 🤦🏼♀️🤬
November 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
How is it that each nomination gets worse than the last one?! Dr Oz should have the Dr removed from his name. Medical hack. 🤦🏼♀️🤬