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dykemulder.bsky.social
teddy
@dykemulder.bsky.social
28, stinky, butch dyke, he/they
my posts: [ #comics ]
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hi i'm teddy! he/they butch lesbian.

🍄 fav things:
> fox mulder, bucky barnes
> billy joel, elton john, crj
> werewolves, monstrosity
> fragrances, lascaux, great lakes

🍄 hobbies:
> sff & horror
> leatherworking
> snoopy

🍒 [ tumblr ] 🌱 [ letterboxd ] 🍊 [ storygraph ] 🍄

#promosky
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lesbian winnie the pooh: please, just a smackeral of pussy...
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🗣️🗣️ 20-40% off is not a black friday sale ‼️‼️‼️

* small indie businesses are exempt from this
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
i think most of my mutuals on here stopped posting here and i also dont post here as much as i want to but i miss n love u all btw
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
fallen once again into the trap of opening facebook and arguing with people that i used to look up to
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"the freebirthing mother takes radical responsibility for her birth, including, if necessary, her death."

hell world hell world hell world
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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are looking for love in YOUR area!!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this is me btw if u even care
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i think the bad rap bluesky gets for being full of contrarian losers is mostly a title belonging to threads. every time i glimpse something happening over there im like ohhh… these are the worst human beings alive
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
my butch ass at 9am on a sunday: itty bitty teeny tiny little slutty skirt i like to put it on every time my heart hurt
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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[the sun is life]

#frankenstein
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the annual “performance review” is an invention of the devil
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
do any of u live in michigan btw . asking for a friend . but the friend is me bc i am lonely
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
glad im not a sports better bc what is going on in this bills v dolphins game
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Knight and Bleeding Heart - Happy (late) Valentine's!

[ #art | #oc | #ttrpg]
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i had a ton of fun w guillermo del toro's frankenstein and then i looked at letterboxd and . idk maybe none of u like to have fun
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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oh to be a gothic romance heroine yearning for the tender monster
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
oh gay people in my phone i am doing very not so good lately . on account of the everything
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
dick cheney died… finally i get a W
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
negative self talk… a veteran self taught…
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
happy halloween fellers
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE???
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
me, at my wife’s house: 🥰💞 🎃✨
the humble migraine: 👹👹👹
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
when europeans clown on our 500ct bottles of ibuprofen it genuinely makes my eye twitch . girl thats my healthcare
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM