Dungeon Junk
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A bot that generates random equipment of questionable utility, created by @notinventedhere.bsky.social using https://bluebotsdonequick.com/ and #Tracery.
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Dungeon Junk
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social
· Nov 14
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You stumble upon an uncanny aluminium necklace. It turns the user into a gaseous cloud and once belonged to an orc.
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You stumble upon an uncanny aluminium necklace. It turns the user into a gaseous cloud and once belonged to an orc.
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a diabolic ballad-singing longbow! It has a strange accent and it keeps forgetting the words.
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 AM
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a diabolic ballad-singing longbow! It has a strange accent and it keeps forgetting the words.
You recover a scroll; it's a bit singed but you can just about decipher the spell Finger of Hair. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You recover a scroll; it's a bit singed but you can just about decipher the spell Finger of Hair. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.
The treasure vault contains a tanned hide breastplate. It's decorated with spikes of cheaply made quartz. It's worth about 23 silver.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The treasure vault contains a tanned hide breastplate. It's decorated with spikes of cheaply made quartz. It's worth about 23 silver.
You stumble upon an ensorcelled opera-singing goblet! It has an Elven accent and it only does embarrassingly rude limericks.
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You stumble upon an ensorcelled opera-singing goblet! It has an Elven accent and it only does embarrassingly rude limericks.
You trip over a rusty terracotta scimitar. It's decorated with engravings of flowers. It's worth 24 silver, give or take.
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You trip over a rusty terracotta scimitar. It's decorated with engravings of flowers. It's worth 24 silver, give or take.
Garfield the Deals Warlock offers you an enchanted yodelling longsword! It has a demonic accent and it sings songs that give you terrible nightmares.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Garfield the Deals Warlock offers you an enchanted yodelling longsword! It has a demonic accent and it sings songs that give you terrible nightmares.
You uncover a scroll; it's soggy but you can make out the spell Animate Bats.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You uncover a scroll; it's soggy but you can make out the spell Animate Bats.
You manage to steal an ensorcelled coughing necklace! It has an unsettling accent and it insults your companions in your own voice.
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You manage to steal an ensorcelled coughing necklace! It has an unsettling accent and it insults your companions in your own voice.
The treasure vault contains a scroll; it's a bit torn but you can just about decipher the spell Tenser’s Floating Bees. Someone's doodled a vampire corpse in the margin.
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The treasure vault contains a scroll; it's a bit torn but you can just about decipher the spell Tenser’s Floating Bees. Someone's doodled a vampire corpse in the margin.
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces the notorious axe Lightningcutter, which once killed a basilisk.
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces the notorious axe Lightningcutter, which once killed a basilisk.
The ancient urn contains a scroll; it's singed but you can make out the spell Dispel Dragonflies. But... the words writhe under your gaze. Now it says 'Hand of Badgers'!
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The ancient urn contains a scroll; it's singed but you can make out the spell Dispel Dragonflies. But... the words writhe under your gaze. Now it says 'Hand of Badgers'!
You find a scroll; you attempt to translate it, and discover it's the spell Power Word: Ants.
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You find a scroll; you attempt to translate it, and discover it's the spell Power Word: Ants.
You recover a weird shell scimitar. It's engraved with an image of a gnoll battling a golem. It's worth in the region of 12 copper.
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You recover a weird shell scimitar. It's engraved with an image of a gnoll battling a golem. It's worth in the region of 12 copper.
You spot a rusty mahogany axe. It is bedevilled by the phantom of a dead minotaur. It's worth something like 77 copper.
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You spot a rusty mahogany axe. It is bedevilled by the phantom of a dead minotaur. It's worth something like 77 copper.
You are bestowed with an ensorcelled wand which can cast Magic Crows but only within a six-metre radius.
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You are bestowed with an ensorcelled wand which can cast Magic Crows but only within a six-metre radius.
In the old chest you find a diabolic mumbling bracelet! It has a northern accent and it continually critiques your fashion choices.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
In the old chest you find a diabolic mumbling bracelet! It has a northern accent and it continually critiques your fashion choices.
A passing stranger hands you a scroll; your Orcish is rusty but you think it's the spell Dominate Sparrows.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
A passing stranger hands you a scroll; your Orcish is rusty but you think it's the spell Dominate Sparrows.
The basilisk was carrying a scroll; it's a bit enchanted but you can just about decipher the spell Animate Voles. Someone's doodled a battle in the margin.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The basilisk was carrying a scroll; it's a bit enchanted but you can just about decipher the spell Animate Voles. Someone's doodled a battle in the margin.
The kelpie was carrying a hide boot. It's embroidered with an image of a golem battling an eel. It's worthless.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The kelpie was carrying a hide boot. It's embroidered with an image of a golem battling an eel. It's worthless.
In the minotaur's backpack is a dog-eared scroll that seems to be inscribed with the spell Tenser’s Floating Cats.
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
In the minotaur's backpack is a dog-eared scroll that seems to be inscribed with the spell Tenser’s Floating Cats.
You uncover a peculiar diamond bracelet. It emits an ear-piercing siren at temperatures over 100C and once belonged to a zombie.
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You uncover a peculiar diamond bracelet. It emits an ear-piercing siren at temperatures over 100C and once belonged to a zombie.
You detect the renowned longsword Lightwidow, which was once used to decapitate a vole.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You detect the renowned longsword Lightwidow, which was once used to decapitate a vole.
The Emperor Of Golems rewards you with a woollen shoe. It's covered with embroidery of the Prince of Dwarfs. It's worth about 9 copper.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The Emperor Of Golems rewards you with a woollen shoe. It's covered with embroidery of the Prince of Dwarfs. It's worth about 9 copper.
The High Council reluctantly compensates you with a tanned hide sandal. It's embroidered with an image of an ocelot battling a giant. It's worth four gold pieces, minimum.
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The High Council reluctantly compensates you with a tanned hide sandal. It's embroidered with an image of an ocelot battling a giant. It's worth four gold pieces, minimum.