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duncan
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eating sandwiches you've never heard of in parks you've never been to

nyc -> montreal
Productivity levels hitting all time low as balatro levels hit all time high

It’s so bad I’m dreaming of cards and hands and jokers rahhhhhh ♠️♥️♦️🃏🃏🃏🃏
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 AM
#hopping in bed turning my #swag off in case anyone was wondering
December 21, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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productivity dropping to alarming new lows due to snuggly cat on lap
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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me stuffing the ballot with thousands of Curtis Granderson votes
November 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
its time to become a real #poster
November 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM