Dr. Rosenpenis
@drrosenpenis.bsky.social
Celebrated Music Hoarder. Child Welfare pro.
Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.
Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.
Pinned
The funniest was an Applebee's at a work happy hour. We were all asked to leave.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The funniest was an Applebee's at a work happy hour. We were all asked to leave.
Paging children services
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Paging children services
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Morning listening.
Pulp: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Morning listening.
Kimock Band is so damn good, man
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Kimock Band is so damn good, man
Jealous
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Jealous
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take me down
to the pedophile city
where theres donald trump
and theres jeffrey epstein
to the pedophile city
where theres donald trump
and theres jeffrey epstein
September 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
take me down
to the pedophile city
where theres donald trump
and theres jeffrey epstein
to the pedophile city
where theres donald trump
and theres jeffrey epstein
So this dropped a week or so ago. Recorded in '95 but never released!
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So this dropped a week or so ago. Recorded in '95 but never released!
Pizza is good
Forget unpopular opinions, those are for snobby contrarians; what is your most popular opinion? Give me your ice cold take.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Pizza is good
Just a reminder that the Snarky Puppy album Empire Central is a masterwork.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just a reminder that the Snarky Puppy album Empire Central is a masterwork.
Hopefully this is what finally does it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hopefully this is what finally does it.
Was really hoping someone would spin up a masters swim team at the new rec center in my suburb.
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Was really hoping someone would spin up a masters swim team at the new rec center in my suburb.
Maybe the real pizzagate was the pedophiles they supported along the way.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Maybe the real pizzagate was the pedophiles they supported along the way.
It's too bad the Q people are idiots or this would really be fucking with their heads.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's too bad the Q people are idiots or this would really be fucking with their heads.
So do all cost amounts have to change too? How can you have something cost $2.99 if there aren't pennies anymore?
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So do all cost amounts have to change too? How can you have something cost $2.99 if there aren't pennies anymore?
They're strong arming women to support a pedophile in the fucking Situation Room. Ghastly monsters.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They're strong arming women to support a pedophile in the fucking Situation Room. Ghastly monsters.
Fuck this piece of trash forever
awfulannouncing.com/news/pat-mca...
awfulannouncing.com/news/pat-mca...
Pat McAfee responds to critics of his Donald Trump interview: 'You hate the troops'
Pat McAfee opened Wednesday's episode of his show by addressing those who were critical of his interview with President Donald Trump.
awfulannouncing.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fuck this piece of trash forever
awfulannouncing.com/news/pat-mca...
awfulannouncing.com/news/pat-mca...
Better In Doses is a real "get to the jam" kinda song.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Better In Doses is a real "get to the jam" kinda song.
Man, Biden was a piece of shit, huh
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Man, Biden was a piece of shit, huh
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Man, fuck Merrick Garland
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Man, fuck Merrick Garland
It is just breathtaking how fucking stupid they are. Truly blows my mind.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It is just breathtaking how fucking stupid they are. Truly blows my mind.
Republicans sure love fucking kids and protecting those who do!
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Republicans sure love fucking kids and protecting those who do!
Going to the dentist fucking sucks
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Going to the dentist fucking sucks
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It's incredibly easy for wealthy actors like McConaughey and Caine to sell out like this. Caine won't be around to see it screw fellow actors, and Matthew will potentially profit from it.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine sign voice deal with AI company
The voices of the Oscar-winning actors can now be used to create AI-generated versions in a new deal with ElevenLabs
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's incredibly easy for wealthy actors like McConaughey and Caine to sell out like this. Caine won't be around to see it screw fellow actors, and Matthew will potentially profit from it.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Grilling with snow on the ground. A Midwestern tradition
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Grilling with snow on the ground. A Midwestern tradition