Drew Gilbert
@drewgilbert.bsky.social
Emotional support daddy.
I post bad advice in a good voice.
DJ. Delusional. Occasionally shirtless.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll need therapy.
I post bad advice in a good voice.
DJ. Delusional. Occasionally shirtless.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll need therapy.
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Drew Gilbert
@drewgilbert.bsky.social
· Apr 30
Confused, horny, emotionally unavailable? Good. You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.
Let’s talk it out every day at Textual Healing.
Visit: [@ItsDrewGilbert / @StuffIWishDadSaid on Instagram]
#StuffIWishDadSaid #TextualHealing #GayNightlife #SexPositive #MentalHealth #HotterThanHell
Let’s talk it out every day at Textual Healing.
Visit: [@ItsDrewGilbert / @StuffIWishDadSaid on Instagram]
#StuffIWishDadSaid #TextualHealing #GayNightlife #SexPositive #MentalHealth #HotterThanHell
TEXTUAL HEALING
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
TEXTUAL HEALING
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
Textual Healing: Religious edition.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Textual Healing: Religious edition.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?
Textual Healing
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
September 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Textual Healing
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
Textual Healing
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
September 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Textual Healing
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
Textual Healing
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Textual Healing
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷♂️😂🍑
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷♂️😂🍑
Textual Healing
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Textual Healing
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
Textual Healing
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Textual Healing
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
Major hard pass on the medicine ball….
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Major hard pass on the medicine ball….
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
Textual Healing
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Textual Healing
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
Textual Healing
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Textual Healing
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
September 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
🙄 You’re back again? At this point I’m charging rent for the emotional damage.
✨ Textual Healing ✨
✨ Textual Healing ✨
September 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🙄 You’re back again? At this point I’m charging rent for the emotional damage.
✨ Textual Healing ✨
✨ Textual Healing ✨
Textual Healing
🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead.
✨ Textual Healing ✨
👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites
They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.
🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead.
✨ Textual Healing ✨
👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites
They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Textual Healing
🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead.
✨ Textual Healing ✨
👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites
They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.
🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead.
✨ Textual Healing ✨
👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites
They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.
Not a cry for attention. A cry for survival.
Read it twice.
This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see.
Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.
Read it twice.
This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see.
Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.
September 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Not a cry for attention. A cry for survival.
Read it twice.
This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see.
Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.
Read it twice.
This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see.
Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.
Textual Healing 🩸
Terms & Conditions 📜
Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂
No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.
Terms & Conditions 📜
Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂
No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.
September 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Textual Healing 🩸
Terms & Conditions 📜
Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂
No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.
Terms & Conditions 📜
Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂
No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.
Textual Healing 📰
Question of the Day:
Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?
Question of the Day:
Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Textual Healing 📰
Question of the Day:
Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?
Question of the Day:
Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?
Textual Healing
Terms & Conditions: Objectophilia — yes, that’s people falling in love (and marrying) with inanimate objects. The Eiffel Tower has had more committed relationships than most of your exes.
Terms & Conditions: Objectophilia — yes, that’s people falling in love (and marrying) with inanimate objects. The Eiffel Tower has had more committed relationships than most of your exes.
September 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Textual Healing
Terms & Conditions: Objectophilia — yes, that’s people falling in love (and marrying) with inanimate objects. The Eiffel Tower has had more committed relationships than most of your exes.
Terms & Conditions: Objectophilia — yes, that’s people falling in love (and marrying) with inanimate objects. The Eiffel Tower has had more committed relationships than most of your exes.
Textual Healing
Terms & Conditions:
Vorephilia Bankruptcy — when your fetish for being swallowed whole extends to your checking account.
Terms & Conditions:
Vorephilia Bankruptcy — when your fetish for being swallowed whole extends to your checking account.
September 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Textual Healing
Terms & Conditions:
Vorephilia Bankruptcy — when your fetish for being swallowed whole extends to your checking account.
Terms & Conditions:
Vorephilia Bankruptcy — when your fetish for being swallowed whole extends to your checking account.
McDonald’s really sent me FOUR meals on Uber Eats and yes, I ate all of them. $12 well spent. Even the fries were kinda decent. Now excuse me while I projectile baptize the airplane restroom with the Oreo McFlurry that I didn’t order at 345 am.
However, the apple pie sucked balls. Worst ever. SAD!
However, the apple pie sucked balls. Worst ever. SAD!
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
McDonald’s really sent me FOUR meals on Uber Eats and yes, I ate all of them. $12 well spent. Even the fries were kinda decent. Now excuse me while I projectile baptize the airplane restroom with the Oreo McFlurry that I didn’t order at 345 am.
However, the apple pie sucked balls. Worst ever. SAD!
However, the apple pie sucked balls. Worst ever. SAD!
Well, you decide Merica
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Well, you decide Merica