Soft, silly, sick of this shit, and sorta stinky.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Soft, silly, sick of this shit, and sorta stinky.
Cheesecake is not “too rich.” It’s supposed to be that way.
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Cheesecake is not “too rich.” It’s supposed to be that way.
I’m a grown up lady 👠💄
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’m a grown up lady 👠💄
Since I have a weird pain in my shoulder I am probably dying.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Since I have a weird pain in my shoulder I am probably dying.
My weighted hula hoop came and it is suicide prevention.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My weighted hula hoop came and it is suicide prevention.
Can’t wait to go to sleep (great!!!!!) and then toss and turn from 2:30-5 am.
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Can’t wait to go to sleep (great!!!!!) and then toss and turn from 2:30-5 am.
Just walked past the window and the moon is like HEYYYyY!!!!
Bestie
Bestie
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just walked past the window and the moon is like HEYYYyY!!!!
Bestie
Bestie
Chaos is not fun. Bring me chill and we can have a nice ass time.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Chaos is not fun. Bring me chill and we can have a nice ass time.
I made a pumpkin pie, I have sourdough rising, I did my little run, I spent quality time with both my children, I am kinda bored now…
This is nice.
This is nice.
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I made a pumpkin pie, I have sourdough rising, I did my little run, I spent quality time with both my children, I am kinda bored now…
This is nice.
This is nice.
Saw this guy at the grocery store
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Saw this guy at the grocery store
How about this: a dog THAT DOES NOT DIE
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How about this: a dog THAT DOES NOT DIE
Someone’s dog died and their tribute has me crying. Dogs should never die. What the fucking fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Someone’s dog died and their tribute has me crying. Dogs should never die. What the fucking fuck.
Big calves and a good butt. I’m the whole package.
Those barrel leg jeans look sloppy. I’m not a skinny jeans person either (big calves.)
Gimme a high waist flare. I do not care how styles fluctuate. My butt looks good in that.
Gimme a high waist flare. I do not care how styles fluctuate. My butt looks good in that.
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Big calves and a good butt. I’m the whole package.
Those barrel leg jeans look sloppy. I’m not a skinny jeans person either (big calves.)
Gimme a high waist flare. I do not care how styles fluctuate. My butt looks good in that.
Gimme a high waist flare. I do not care how styles fluctuate. My butt looks good in that.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Those barrel leg jeans look sloppy. I’m not a skinny jeans person either (big calves.)
Gimme a high waist flare. I do not care how styles fluctuate. My butt looks good in that.
Gimme a high waist flare. I do not care how styles fluctuate. My butt looks good in that.
My daughter keeps confessing her “naughty” deeds to me. She can’t help herself. And I keep being like “Hell yes, girl. Opportunities are for YOU! Take ‘em before someone else does!” And she can’t quite believe I am not mad at her for sneaking a cookie while her parents aren’t looking.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My daughter keeps confessing her “naughty” deeds to me. She can’t help herself. And I keep being like “Hell yes, girl. Opportunities are for YOU! Take ‘em before someone else does!” And she can’t quite believe I am not mad at her for sneaking a cookie while her parents aren’t looking.
Magic is building in me and you better watch the fuck out. Okay. 👍
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Magic is building in me and you better watch the fuck out. Okay. 👍
I recently became aware of “the INFJ door slam” and although I had never heard of it, I was immediately like “yeah, I do that.” But it takes A LOT to get me there.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I recently became aware of “the INFJ door slam” and although I had never heard of it, I was immediately like “yeah, I do that.” But it takes A LOT to get me there.
My friend’s kid was Cornholio I am so happy
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My friend’s kid was Cornholio I am so happy
This guy is not dumb, he just hates his wife.
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Asking Eric: No matter what I say, husband won’t stop buying me this repeatedly traumatizing gift
She's told him she doesn't want them, won't use them, but he won't listen!
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November 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This guy is not dumb, he just hates his wife.
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I kill me (hilarity not suicide)
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I kill me (hilarity not suicide)