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His een are like dubs fou o burnie fire, and his awfie whuskers are teuch as wire.
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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i like it when baseball guys hug each other and jump up and down
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i like it when baseball guys hug each other and jump up and down
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Picked up these 1985 and 1989 Shoot! annuals at the thrift store in Vancouver for $3. Real nostalgia for the pre-Internet and Premiere League era. All I need now is a Panini sticker book with the silver club crests 😍
October 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Picked up these 1985 and 1989 Shoot! annuals at the thrift store in Vancouver for $3. Real nostalgia for the pre-Internet and Premiere League era. All I need now is a Panini sticker book with the silver club crests 😍
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Advert Lucky Dip: Apr 1977: Sinclair Cambridge Memory pocket calculator ad from WHSmith (more at @OldUKPrintAds.bsky.social) #zxspectrum #retrogaming
(+Sinclair Oxford Scientific Mains/battery desk-top scientific calculator and Sinclair Cambridge Scientific Advanced scientific pocket calculator)
(+Sinclair Oxford Scientific Mains/battery desk-top scientific calculator and Sinclair Cambridge Scientific Advanced scientific pocket calculator)
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Advert Lucky Dip: Apr 1977: Sinclair Cambridge Memory pocket calculator ad from WHSmith (more at @OldUKPrintAds.bsky.social) #zxspectrum #retrogaming
(+Sinclair Oxford Scientific Mains/battery desk-top scientific calculator and Sinclair Cambridge Scientific Advanced scientific pocket calculator)
(+Sinclair Oxford Scientific Mains/battery desk-top scientific calculator and Sinclair Cambridge Scientific Advanced scientific pocket calculator)
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Congrats to Dan Gilroy for winning Best Writing in a Drama Series for Andor!
September 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Congrats to Dan Gilroy for winning Best Writing in a Drama Series for Andor!
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Whitecaps have clinched a playoff spot. They have made the playoffs for three straight seasons. First time in their MLS era that has happened.
#VWFC
#VWFC
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Whitecaps have clinched a playoff spot. They have made the playoffs for three straight seasons. First time in their MLS era that has happened.
#VWFC
#VWFC
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facehugger attaches to a xenomorph, chest buster comes out of alien to make alien-alien
it has a little mouth inside its mouth, and inside that little mouth is another littler mouth
it has a little mouth inside its mouth, and inside that little mouth is another littler mouth
August 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
facehugger attaches to a xenomorph, chest buster comes out of alien to make alien-alien
it has a little mouth inside its mouth, and inside that little mouth is another littler mouth
it has a little mouth inside its mouth, and inside that little mouth is another littler mouth
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August 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
MLS on Apple TV has Son listed on the bench as S. Heung-Min which, you know, isn’t how this works.
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MLS on Apple TV has Son listed on the bench as S. Heung-Min which, you know, isn’t how this works.
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Sorry, a friend sent me this and now you have to ponder this too.
August 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sorry, a friend sent me this and now you have to ponder this too.
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these graphics were photorealistic in 1988 everything just looked exactly this way at the time
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
these graphics were photorealistic in 1988 everything just looked exactly this way at the time
Stumbled upon the children channelling eldritch power. They had one screen full of Labubu, matcha tea, and Dubai chocolate pictures while they were opening EAFC packs on the other screen. Apparently they want to summon an iconic entity known as "R9".
July 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Stumbled upon the children channelling eldritch power. They had one screen full of Labubu, matcha tea, and Dubai chocolate pictures while they were opening EAFC packs on the other screen. Apparently they want to summon an iconic entity known as "R9".
I thought Chelsea was going to get destroyed by PSG. Instead, Chilly Arms activated.
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I thought Chelsea was going to get destroyed by PSG. Instead, Chilly Arms activated.
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Cole Palmer almost scores exactly the same goal again. Chelsea shocking PSG.
Chelsea 2 PSG 0
Chelsea 2 PSG 0
July 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cole Palmer almost scores exactly the same goal again. Chelsea shocking PSG.
Chelsea 2 PSG 0
Chelsea 2 PSG 0
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🇨🇦 Wishing everyone a Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦! gifcities.org/gram/35d4bc2... Send a Gifgram to a pal - part of the GifCities project at @archive.org 🎆
July 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
🇨🇦 Wishing everyone a Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦! gifcities.org/gram/35d4bc2... Send a Gifgram to a pal - part of the GifCities project at @archive.org 🎆
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Angry Dad Makes Good On Promise To Turn Car Around. Children Still Fighting But In A Different Direction.
June 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Angry Dad Makes Good On Promise To Turn Car Around. Children Still Fighting But In A Different Direction.
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
This Andorra v England game is dull as hell.
June 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This Andorra v England game is dull as hell.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto