Miniature Enemy Crab
@doubleandhalf.bsky.social
he/him 📚 public library employee. 💪 union member.
"If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."
"If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."
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Store your abundance in those around you. All flourishing is mutual.
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
It's over. The frog will never come back down.
It is possible to break the Frog Flap microgame in WarioWare simply by being too skillful. Red platforms speed up the frog, blue ones slow it down. By skipping red platforms and landing on the blue ones, the frog will eventually start flying and never come back down.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's over. The frog will never come back down.
I need Zohran Mamdani to win to prove to me that we, United States of Americans, can indeed have a different type of politician; and that hype among my internet follows is not just a mirage
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I need Zohran Mamdani to win to prove to me that we, United States of Americans, can indeed have a different type of politician; and that hype among my internet follows is not just a mirage
the "republicans have to pay rent too" answer really gets me, because republican politics always seem to focus on "people i don't like are getting things (that I am also getting)" and I love it when someone is like "yeah I think EVERYONE should live well, not only the people i like"
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the "republicans have to pay rent too" answer really gets me, because republican politics always seem to focus on "people i don't like are getting things (that I am also getting)" and I love it when someone is like "yeah I think EVERYONE should live well, not only the people i like"
"AI is here to stay, get used to it" No it's not. It's not the weather. If people stop making it, it stops existing. We have the power to decide. Don't let the business or tech idiots convince you otherwise
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"AI is here to stay, get used to it" No it's not. It's not the weather. If people stop making it, it stops existing. We have the power to decide. Don't let the business or tech idiots convince you otherwise
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nothing in business or technology is inevitable, no matter what the wealthy and powerful say. Such things only happen by human decision and human effort, and we all have power to affect the outcomes. We don't have to let the whims and wills of the wealthy tell us what will or won't happen.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
nothing in business or technology is inevitable, no matter what the wealthy and powerful say. Such things only happen by human decision and human effort, and we all have power to affect the outcomes. We don't have to let the whims and wills of the wealthy tell us what will or won't happen.
how spicy would you like your customer service today?
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
how spicy would you like your customer service today?
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October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Mojo: @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's least favorite magazine
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mojo: @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's least favorite magazine
ennifer janiston
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
ennifer janiston
wealthrot is my new term for when chronic wealth makes a person stupid, cruel, and disconnected from reality
September 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
wealthrot is my new term for when chronic wealth makes a person stupid, cruel, and disconnected from reality
I had to double check that this wasn't from a satire site
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I had to double check that this wasn't from a satire site
it's important to understand that despite their promises the profit-seekers aren't actually interested in making your life easier; they don't want you to enjoy your life, they want you working as much as possible until they can figure out how to replace you
the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
we need a slur for people who want this future
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it's important to understand that despite their promises the profit-seekers aren't actually interested in making your life easier; they don't want you to enjoy your life, they want you working as much as possible until they can figure out how to replace you
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the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
this is one of my favorite posts that I've seen
I like watching hot men be sad. And you wouldn't BELIEVE how sad a very hot man can get about a slow fast car
August 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
this is one of my favorite posts that I've seen
I'm not a sports guy but when @patrickklepek.bsky.social kept saying the Bears were "going to Oakland" to play the "Oakland Raiders" during the latest @remapradio.bsky.social Sports! episode I kept thinking, what year is it??
August 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm not a sports guy but when @patrickklepek.bsky.social kept saying the Bears were "going to Oakland" to play the "Oakland Raiders" during the latest @remapradio.bsky.social Sports! episode I kept thinking, what year is it??
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the thing I love about Zohran’s campaign is that instead of “this place fucking sucks and I alone can fix it” his message is “being a New Yorker rules, we live in the best city in the world, let’s make it even better together”
show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
August 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the thing I love about Zohran’s campaign is that instead of “this place fucking sucks and I alone can fix it” his message is “being a New Yorker rules, we live in the best city in the world, let’s make it even better together”
show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
this is me any time I put something in a convenient place but it's not my normal place for it
August 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this is me any time I put something in a convenient place but it's not my normal place for it
@morecivilized.bsky.social do we know if this comes directly from star wars?
heard that we are going with “clanker” for a robot slur
August 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@morecivilized.bsky.social do we know if this comes directly from star wars?
the AI bros are out there, reading LLM summaries of LLM-written books, thinking they are incredibly smart
August 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
the AI bros are out there, reading LLM summaries of LLM-written books, thinking they are incredibly smart
you're telling me a limon can play the cello?
August 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
you're telling me a limon can play the cello?
new Michaels unlocked: Geranium Michael, National Treasure Michael
GAME STUDIES STUDY BUDDIES continues the Summer of Simulation with a very long episode on a very short but very odd and very difficult book, one often referenced but rarely fully read and contextualized: Jean Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation. rangedtouch.com/2025/07/31/8...
August 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
new Michaels unlocked: Geranium Michael, National Treasure Michael