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Doris Bizarro
@dorisbizarro.bsky.social
Eccentric Shit for pets and people.
In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
July 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
March 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
March 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New Product Drop! Available tomorrow at 10am! Made for cats and small dogs ! #pettoys #petsupplies #cats #dogs
March 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Someone needs to take that sharpie and shove it up his ass #dumptrump
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy Birthday Esther! You’re 4 now, so it’s time to stop shitting in the office.. #rescuepoodle #birthdaygirl #turd
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Went to North Cascade National Park today 2/28. This beautiful place, will these fuckers take it away from us? What will happen This summer with the forest fires? Everywhere was damage from last summers, when we had all the NPS working to save it. #nationalparks
March 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy 17th birthday Ava, my crazy old lady! #dogs #happybirthday
February 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The humans having more fun throwing a dog birthday party than the dogs! #idiots #dogparty #dogs #spoiled #cake
February 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Happy birthday! Craig did not eat the beef-flavored dog cake… #dogs #birthday
February 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Birthday party! #dogs
February 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Birthday party!! #dogs
February 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fizzy did not love the birthday hats! Happy Birthday Ava! #dogs
February 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy 17th birthday Ava!!!!!#dog
February 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You guys, I think I've lost control, I don't know if I'm making birthday hats, or all my dogs are about to get jobs as Showgitls. #dogs
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ava‘s birthday is on Sunday and she’s gonna be 17 and she’s old and crazy. I’m making a cake for her and all the other dogs and I just went to get a birthday hat and I can’t find them anywhere so I just spent $40 on craft supplies to make 10 party hats for my fucking dogs. #dogs
February 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Eyesaur! Crinkle and catnip pet toy, made extra durable for homes with both cats and dogs! Get one today @dorisbizarro.com #shopsmall
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
buy a Pinkeye get a free Kram-Puss! Enter pinkeye at checkout! #pettoys
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February 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM