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she/her, 30s, screaming incoherently about things no one cares about, would love to see a picture of your pet
Nature is healing
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Driving towards a couple that annouced their divorce three days ago happy holidays
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Similar energy to people proposing to Cherry Wine by Hozier ❤️ LISTEN TO THE SONGS MY GOD
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.

they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"

🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Stranger Things season 5 will have the most violent death yet" me wearing black for every episode because we all know it's gonna be my fave because it always is
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
When you knowingly marry a pdf file and then spend two weeks crashing out on Facebook about it because you got called out (he's innocent! even though he was convicted and did time) and keep spam posting about how you're a victim of bullying and people are trying to ruin your life and business (when
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
He doesn't knoe how close he got to having limoncello la croix spilled on him ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I wasn't planning on getting anything from the Nana collab because I, like the characters, can't afford that shit lol but wow what a messy drop. The anime version of the coffee bear???
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Don't worry man it's my first day allowed back post flu I'll totally rerack 190 lbs for your lazy ass ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I see my nemesis is up to more nonsense, love that, hope she loses dramatically.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Shout out to my only male coworker who's like 50 and told his wife I think he's hitting on me so she confronted me at 8am. I've spoken to him like 4 times ever.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finally some good fucking food
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Genuinely concerned by how many people have apparently never seen a fucking ballot before my god
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Loki is insisting on sitting on me even though I've been coughing for three days straight and he is clearly so annoyed that I keep waking him... sir you can sit somewhere else?
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me thinking we time traveled next weekend and living pure confusion for the first hour of the day
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm seeing the movie this weekend but I've read it all so whatever - absolutely bonechilling and hilarious to see "out of touch, out of time" has breached containment to the point that it's being used in official marketing
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Thinking about that guy that was a regular at my friend's job and he asked her out and she said no and then he never came in again and it turns out he moved out of state l m a o
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This provider is going to key my car and honestly I just asked them such a stupid question simply because policy demands I have their answer to it, which I already know, in writing, so I get it.
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Visiting someone with four kids
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey stop adding more AI features that I can't turn off every time you force me to update my phone thanks
October 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by yoshi's lawyer
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me twenty minutes into my speech about the relationship between religious trauma and addiction and vampiric lore in Midnight Mass:

My husband who mentioned it was October and we should start watching spooky things:
October 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Girl dinner girl math 35 year old woman fake tripping is a cute little thing I'm just a girl SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP stop it you're adults my god
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Can't belive inflation hit Bob's Burgers, I hate it here
September 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What if I buy the conjuring house? I do have a Rhode Island real estate hook up lmao
September 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey someone I've absolutely hated for about 15 years just showed our entire friends group that I was right and I can't even feel vindicated because of how absolutely awful what she did was but feeling like a great judge of character right now so lol?
September 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM