D̸o̷n̴k҈e̷y̸O҈f҉D̵a̴r̸k̶n҈e̷s̵s̴
@donkeyofdarkness.bsky.social
I post memes and make fun of T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶ and ̶E̶l̶o̶n̶
I like cycling, Minecraft, music, and coffee. I hate most other things.
Denver, Colorado. Childless cat lady.
I like cycling, Minecraft, music, and coffee. I hate most other things.
Denver, Colorado. Childless cat lady.
Pinned
September 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
I'm considering this
July 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm considering this
April 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I respect the commitment.
It's too hot out here for a penguin.
It's too hot out here for a penguin.
a man in a suit is standing next to a penguin on a blue carpet
ALT: a man in a suit is standing next to a penguin on a blue carpet
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I respect the commitment.
It's too hot out here for a penguin.
It's too hot out here for a penguin.
But the penguin wore a nice suit
April 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
But the penguin wore a nice suit
Fish @ Denver Crystals and Gems
March 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Fish @ Denver Crystals and Gems
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Trump just dropped green card plus privileges while Desi Lydic is still getting America with ads
February 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trump just dropped green card plus privileges while Desi Lydic is still getting America with ads
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All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks
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February 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks
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NEW: Mass layoffs began today at NOAA.
Workers were fired by email at the agency which runs the National Weather Service, National Hurricane Centre & Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre.
Services are already shutting down.
The most dangerous regime in the world for US citizens is now their own.
Workers were fired by email at the agency which runs the National Weather Service, National Hurricane Centre & Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre.
Services are already shutting down.
The most dangerous regime in the world for US citizens is now their own.
Layoffs hit federal climate, weather agency NOAA
The cuts could affect NOAA's weather forecasts, climate research and other functions.
www.axios.com
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
NEW: Mass layoffs began today at NOAA.
Workers were fired by email at the agency which runs the National Weather Service, National Hurricane Centre & Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre.
Services are already shutting down.
The most dangerous regime in the world for US citizens is now their own.
Workers were fired by email at the agency which runs the National Weather Service, National Hurricane Centre & Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre.
Services are already shutting down.
The most dangerous regime in the world for US citizens is now their own.
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Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
MIAMI—Asserting that many differing perspectives on the fruit were readily available online, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly sent a note to staff at the Amazon-owned Whole Foods this week strictly f...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
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Donald Trump has frozen the US law banning bribery of and by foreign officials.
The order puts in place a 180-day "pause" to all investigations under the FCPA, no new ones can be opened during that period, it will also halt other Justice Department "actions.”
#SpookyConnections #3E #EndImpunity
The order puts in place a 180-day "pause" to all investigations under the FCPA, no new ones can be opened during that period, it will also halt other Justice Department "actions.”
#SpookyConnections #3E #EndImpunity
Trump freezes U.S. law banning bribery of foreign officials
Although President Trump can't overturn the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, experts say he can change how it is enforced.
www.cbsnews.com
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Donald Trump has frozen the US law banning bribery of and by foreign officials.
The order puts in place a 180-day "pause" to all investigations under the FCPA, no new ones can be opened during that period, it will also halt other Justice Department "actions.”
#SpookyConnections #3E #EndImpunity
The order puts in place a 180-day "pause" to all investigations under the FCPA, no new ones can be opened during that period, it will also halt other Justice Department "actions.”
#SpookyConnections #3E #EndImpunity
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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Imagine after 9/11, the UK’s first call was to Bin Laden saying “both sides must compromise”.
Imagine in 1941, FDR called Churchill & said US support is conditional on taking 50% of UK’s coal, steel & agriculture industries.
Trump is a historic disgrace.
Imagine in 1941, FDR called Churchill & said US support is conditional on taking 50% of UK’s coal, steel & agriculture industries.
Trump is a historic disgrace.
February 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Imagine after 9/11, the UK’s first call was to Bin Laden saying “both sides must compromise”.
Imagine in 1941, FDR called Churchill & said US support is conditional on taking 50% of UK’s coal, steel & agriculture industries.
Trump is a historic disgrace.
Imagine in 1941, FDR called Churchill & said US support is conditional on taking 50% of UK’s coal, steel & agriculture industries.
Trump is a historic disgrace.
February 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Trump and his network of collaborators are unraveling the US system of check and balances and laying down the ground for a criminal dictatorship. “[This is] dictatorship,” “This is something very different. It’s a shattering assault … on the foundations of the constitution.” #SpookyConnections
![Text from an article discussing Trump's power struggles, judicial challenges, and implications of Vance's views on legitimacy and dictatorship. ""What Trump is trying to do is steal all the power to administrate government from Congress, and then use the judiciary to unravel the law," he said. "Trump is challenging just about every constraint on his power and then hoping the courts will declare all the statutes that constrain him unconstitutional."
This throws the ball back to the courts. "The question is really whether the courts are willing to stand up to constrain illegitimate power, or instead get rid of statutes and congressional control by saying what the president is doing is legitimate," said Driesen. "The main thing is that he's disobeying statutes right and left, usurping congressional power of the purse and that's illegal. It's just contrary to law and contrary to the constitution."
Vance, for his part, is legitimising a dictatorial power grab with his assault on judges.
"[Vance's post] is propaganda that serves the function of helping establish a dictatorship while avoiding taking responsibility for that," he said. "Vance says courts should not control legitimate power, but ... most of these powers [Trump is seizing) are not legitimate. By suggesting that the court should stay out, he's suggesting that they should refrain from constraining the illegitimate power grab that's involved in establishing a dictatorship.
"It's a framing that serves to legitimise things that are not legitimate."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n2gxmxeuo24dkc5ie2ixxag6/bafkreihopv6ufm2onu5n4h2hvctbtfwlpjsqkuv2ixzvcnz5dth6gvk7cy@jpeg)
February 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Trump and his network of collaborators are unraveling the US system of check and balances and laying down the ground for a criminal dictatorship. “[This is] dictatorship,” “This is something very different. It’s a shattering assault … on the foundations of the constitution.” #SpookyConnections
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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The Director of ICE stated on TV yesterday that AOC is the "dumbest person in Congress." He bills himself as a cop who upholds the law, yet his statement is in itself against the law. High ranking officials cannot advocate for or against a political candidate of any party in an official capacity.
February 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The Director of ICE stated on TV yesterday that AOC is the "dumbest person in Congress." He bills himself as a cop who upholds the law, yet his statement is in itself against the law. High ranking officials cannot advocate for or against a political candidate of any party in an official capacity.