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Don Confuso
@donconfuso.bsky.social
Tinker, tailor, soldier, twat

Whitley Bay, in the corner that England forgot, and that suits us just fine
Have taken to getting my crisps from Home Bargains if I ever buy a sandwich from Sainsbury's because I hate the way they treat you liked some sort of sex offender if you don't want to add pop to get a meal deal
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A bit over the top given that all that's happened is he's not allowed to call himself a Hufflepuff any more.
Prosecute the cunt and then we'll talk again...
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Borussia Mönchendogshit more like
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Tim Tams are slightly better than a Penguin, which is a pretty fucking low bar.
Get over yourselves, Australia.
October 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Happy Heating Eve everyone!
September 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fritz is a name and Gooey's not even a proper word. You can fuck right off.
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The more involved you make your mechanism for rejecting cookies, the more pig headedly I'll plough through it and reject every last fucking one.
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ella Toone. Bloody hell.
July 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My favourite weekend of the year. Everyone I meet won't be the kind of cunt who goes to Glastonbury.
June 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Scaffolders are such a noisy bunch of cunts aren't they?
June 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
On the annual obligatory Security and Information Governance using.
Think I may have pulled a muscle due to the constant arse clenching induced by their attempts to make it fun.
June 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Mundane manifestation of "one life live it" today was "might buy a new jar of Marmite even though the old one isn't even that close to being finished".
Don't envy me
May 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Harrogate isn't in the north east. Fuck off.
April 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Buying shares in the word "clarity". Expect to have enough to retire by Monday.
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Feel like lazy thrills to make me happy. So Quarantine the Past while cooking dinner, beer in hand.
Sun's finally becoming a regular again, Brand's been charged, things are looking up.
#pavement
April 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Always nice to realise it's "fictional Mountain Goats song titles" time of year again.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
🔴‘Rachel Reeves’ Unimaginative Spring Statement Missed Its Moment’

The Chancellor could have turned this crisis into an opportunity for a radical shakeup of Britain’s relationship with Europe, but instead reverted to economic orthodoxy, argues @nixonsimon.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2025/03/27/r...
'Rachel Reeves' Unimaginative Spring Statement Missed Its Moment'
The Chancellor could have turned this crisis into an opportunity for a radical shakeup of Britain's relationship with Europe and the world, but instead reverted to economic orthodoxy, argues Simon Nix...
bylinetimes.com
March 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
When the collapse happens, there will absolutely be no place on the ark for the billions of imbeciles who post "yeah, that happens to me too" on internet troubleshooting forums.
March 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
There are so many questions people ask that can be answered by the simple phrase "Because you're a cunt"

This should really be the first thing Duolingo teaches you in any language.
March 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Can I be the first to point out that if you're from Blyth you're not a Geordie?
March 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bless. Outraged that the most rapacious capitalists on the planet failed to show ethical leadership. Cunts, one and all, but fucking grow up.
They gave up their dignity and bent the knee, betraying both their customers and their country.

And they did it for money. Money they had no need for.

The result? They lost billions and billions.

The worst deal with the devil ever.
March 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oasis never really knew how to end a song, did they?
#TOTP
March 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Juggling isn't "street theatre". It's just being a cunt in public.
March 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Is it exceptionally rude that I just say "Reject all" when they start upselling in Superdrug?
March 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM