Sarah
@dohmestic.bsky.social
Burqueña • she/her/Mx • the Mega Stuf in the generational sandwich cookie • pothos junkie • service dog wrangler • I still can’t read the room
I Was a the Daughter of a Reconstructed Southern Federalist Until You Chucklefucks Broke the Nation — the title of a book I will never write.
September 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I Was a the Daughter of a Reconstructed Southern Federalist Until You Chucklefucks Broke the Nation — the title of a book I will never write.
When your governor’s previous job was the state’s secretary of health, good things happen.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When your governor’s previous job was the state’s secretary of health, good things happen.
"It's just rural hospitals!" they smarm. Welp, at least in New Mexico, that *just* means more folks dying, and even more stress on the three hospital systems in Albuquerque.
July 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"It's just rural hospitals!" they smarm. Welp, at least in New Mexico, that *just* means more folks dying, and even more stress on the three hospital systems in Albuquerque.
Today seems like a day for an extended panic attack.
July 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today seems like a day for an extended panic attack.
Two Burqueños marry as the world burns.
June 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Two Burqueños marry as the world burns.
*ignores the latest Texas RUD*
I really liked seeing that Honda launch test yesterday.
I really liked seeing that Honda launch test yesterday.
June 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
*ignores the latest Texas RUD*
I really liked seeing that Honda launch test yesterday.
I really liked seeing that Honda launch test yesterday.
Ratthi has more game than Kirk. There, I said it.
May 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ratthi has more game than Kirk. There, I said it.
Individuals only have value if they have the means to give out half billion dollar gifts without feeling a financial pinch. Remember it. The rest of us are detritus and debris fouling up their golden rivers.
May 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Individuals only have value if they have the means to give out half billion dollar gifts without feeling a financial pinch. Remember it. The rest of us are detritus and debris fouling up their golden rivers.
Y’all, Murderbot is so good.
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Y’all, Murderbot is so good.
My humor, let me show you it.
Q: Why are fish poorly educated?
A: All the schools are below C level.
Now that you've sat through that, please watch this video on animal collective names.
A: All the schools are below C level.
Now that you've sat through that, please watch this video on animal collective names.
May 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My humor, let me show you it.
It’s Soos’s second birthday! Look at this beautiful boy! @darthbluesky.bsky.social? Love for the good boy?
May 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s Soos’s second birthday! Look at this beautiful boy! @darthbluesky.bsky.social? Love for the good boy?
Fuck yeah, I fixed the dishwasher. Shout out to nine year old YouTube tutorials.
April 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fuck yeah, I fixed the dishwasher. Shout out to nine year old YouTube tutorials.
DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE. We do not rewrite books. We suggest commas, fix spelling, and get the fuck on with it.
I have been doing copyedits forever and there are so many and it is because this particular copyeditor seems INTENT ON LITERALLY REWRITING MY BOOK like... imagine having to reject something like this 2000 times
I SAID WHAT I SAID why are you trying to put 'feel' when I wrote 'think'
I SAID WHAT I SAID why are you trying to put 'feel' when I wrote 'think'
April 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE. We do not rewrite books. We suggest commas, fix spelling, and get the fuck on with it.
Update it to three months into the new administration, but the sentiment stands. @aptshadow.bsky.social is so good at what he does.
Oh, yes. Let me just start a new @aptshadow.bsky.social book two weeks after the election, I'm sure it's going to be a fun romp and not goose my anxiety at all. (It is so good, BUT I need a Xanax.)
April 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Update it to three months into the new administration, but the sentiment stands. @aptshadow.bsky.social is so good at what he does.
The first in the list was “pay taxes.” Told me all I needed to know.
April 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The first in the list was “pay taxes.” Told me all I needed to know.
I will write that email. I will proof that report. I will edit that eulogy. I HAVE THE SKILLS.
Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I will write that email. I will proof that report. I will edit that eulogy. I HAVE THE SKILLS.
Instead of watching my 401k crater, I forced myself to practice sewing curves and tried some free motion quilting. It’s ugly, but I did it.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Instead of watching my 401k crater, I forced myself to practice sewing curves and tried some free motion quilting. It’s ugly, but I did it.
I’m just saying that while in Costco, I overheard one boomer assure another that “well, martial law’s also coming on April 20th, so he can clean up the commies,” and the other fellow allowed that he’d heard that, too.
April 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m just saying that while in Costco, I overheard one boomer assure another that “well, martial law’s also coming on April 20th, so he can clean up the commies,” and the other fellow allowed that he’d heard that, too.
Same, espresso ghost, same.
March 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Same, espresso ghost, same.
Welp! That probably going to kill IG for me. Howdy!
March 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Welp! That probably going to kill IG for me. Howdy!
Hey, @scalzi.com, I was DEEEEEEElighted to see the personal Easter egg of cheese shop owner Jack Hubbard. My grandad was also a Jack Hubbard who loved cheese. This is his kind of bonkers. 🧀
March 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hey, @scalzi.com, I was DEEEEEEElighted to see the personal Easter egg of cheese shop owner Jack Hubbard. My grandad was also a Jack Hubbard who loved cheese. This is his kind of bonkers. 🧀
I didn’t get a tech writing job because my time as a journalist sunk my chances of getting clearance.
I’m really salty about that today.
I’m really salty about that today.
March 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I didn’t get a tech writing job because my time as a journalist sunk my chances of getting clearance.
I’m really salty about that today.
I’m really salty about that today.
I’m not autistic because of vaccines, I’m autistic because I’m from a long line of “well, he’s a bit of an odd duck”s, all of whom were odd duck-ing it up well before ANY modern vaccine was administered.
he's actually gonna do it, he's actually going to try to fully ban vaccines
what a fucking nightmare
what a fucking nightmare
Man
*CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS
*CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS
*CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS
*CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS
March 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m not autistic because of vaccines, I’m autistic because I’m from a long line of “well, he’s a bit of an odd duck”s, all of whom were odd duck-ing it up well before ANY modern vaccine was administered.
As a New Mexican living in CD-1, I’d say it would be funny AF if our governor was like, “y’know what Abbott? Fuck your water compact.”
March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
As a New Mexican living in CD-1, I’d say it would be funny AF if our governor was like, “y’know what Abbott? Fuck your water compact.”