doertedev
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Leg day tech lead - will code for motorcycle
Happy 30th Birthday, Storm of the light's bane! #Dissection
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy 30th Birthday, Storm of the light's bane! #Dissection
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even more true today than it was 25 years ago
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
even more true today than it was 25 years ago
It amuses me to no end that end of 2025 Facebook is still only a glorified birthday and concert calendar.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It amuses me to no end that end of 2025 Facebook is still only a glorified birthday and concert calendar.
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Last day of #KubeConNA 2025! 🎨
Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0.
In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you.
In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win.
Find The Artist at Booth 710!
Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0.
In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you.
In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win.
Find The Artist at Booth 710!
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last day of #KubeConNA 2025! 🎨
Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0.
In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you.
In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win.
Find The Artist at Booth 710!
Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0.
In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you.
In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win.
Find The Artist at Booth 710!
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Latency Profiling and Optimization
Latency Profiling and Optimization - Dmitry Vyukov
About Dmitry Vyukov
Dmitry is a Principal Software Engineer at Google. He works on dynamic analysis tools for C/C++ (like Address/Memory/ThreadSanitizer), similar tools for the Linux kernel, and…
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November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Latency Profiling and Optimization
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#KubeConNa is nearly here, and with it come the first two Agent0 MtG cards: The Seeker and The Oracle.
The Seeker is the Agentic SRE, troubleshoots issues for and with you. The Oracle explains and formulates complex queries for you.
We’re giving away custom cards - more coming soon!
Booth 710!
The Seeker is the Agentic SRE, troubleshoots issues for and with you. The Oracle explains and formulates complex queries for you.
We’re giving away custom cards - more coming soon!
Booth 710!
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#KubeConNa is nearly here, and with it come the first two Agent0 MtG cards: The Seeker and The Oracle.
The Seeker is the Agentic SRE, troubleshoots issues for and with you. The Oracle explains and formulates complex queries for you.
We’re giving away custom cards - more coming soon!
Booth 710!
The Seeker is the Agentic SRE, troubleshoots issues for and with you. The Oracle explains and formulates complex queries for you.
We’re giving away custom cards - more coming soon!
Booth 710!
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amusing chart. it turns out New York City built more housing units in the 1920s than in the 1970s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, and 2010s put together www.nyc.gov/content/plan...
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
amusing chart. it turns out New York City built more housing units in the 1920s than in the 1970s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, and 2010s put together www.nyc.gov/content/plan...
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What do you MEAN Mr. Robot premiered a whole decade ago???? 👵🏼
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What do you MEAN Mr. Robot premiered a whole decade ago???? 👵🏼
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In concept I’m a huge fan of porting infrastructural code to Rust/memory safe languages, but shipping broken code — especially code that causes silent data loss — doesn’t help that cause.
`dd` incorrectly counts partial reads toward `count` limit, causing data loss in pipelines · Issue #9119 · uutils/coreutils
Summary uutils dd has a critical bug where partial reads from pipes are counted toward the count=N limit, causing premature termination and significant data loss. GNU dd correctly only counts full ...
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November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In concept I’m a huge fan of porting infrastructural code to Rust/memory safe languages, but shipping broken code — especially code that causes silent data loss — doesn’t help that cause.
ja bitte. Unabhängig von der nächsten Regierung halte ich das Grundsätzlich für zu kurz gedacht. Erhebung stoppen wäre besser.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
ja bitte. Unabhängig von der nächsten Regierung halte ich das Grundsätzlich für zu kurz gedacht. Erhebung stoppen wäre besser.
look ma i'm on the internet platform.engineering/formae
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
look ma i'm on the internet platform.engineering/formae
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find yourself a nemesis who hates you as much as Claude hates strcpy being used in curl
October 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
find yourself a nemesis who hates you as much as Claude hates strcpy being used in curl
LinkedIn ist ein Fiebertraum!
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
LinkedIn ist ein Fiebertraum!
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strcat(3p) - use string to play with cat
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
strcat(3p) - use string to play with cat
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Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!
Boss: I have an idea
Boss: I have an idea
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!
Boss: I have an idea
Boss: I have an idea
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BTW if anyone wants a good intro to database storage / Log structured storage (aka LSM trees) @db.cs.cmu.edu lecture this fall is a good one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_sT...
#05 - Log-Structured Database Storage ✸ SingleStore Database Talk (CMU Intro to Database Systems)
YouTube video by CMU Database Group
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October 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
BTW if anyone wants a good intro to database storage / Log structured storage (aka LSM trees) @db.cs.cmu.edu lecture this fall is a good one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_sT...
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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Dumb company names can never single-handedly kill a comp--
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Fashism App Review
Get instant fashion feedback, but don't expect privacy. Read Common Sense Media's Fashism review, age rating, and parents guide.
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October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dumb company names can never single-handedly kill a comp--
www.commonsensemedia.org/app-reviews/...
www.commonsensemedia.org/app-reviews/...
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ANTHROPIC: “artificial superintelligence will certainly cause the end of the human species, which is we must build it before OpenAI does so we can have some chance of inscribing human moral values on the post-human future”
OPENAI: “what if we put ads in ChatGPT?”
OPENAI: “what if we put ads in ChatGPT?”
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ANTHROPIC: “artificial superintelligence will certainly cause the end of the human species, which is we must build it before OpenAI does so we can have some chance of inscribing human moral values on the post-human future”
OPENAI: “what if we put ads in ChatGPT?”
OPENAI: “what if we put ads in ChatGPT?”
github.com/golang/go/is... hell yeah
proposal: simd: architecture-specific SIMD intrinsics under a GOEXPERIMENT · Issue #73787 · golang/go
Update (08/20/2025): A preliminary implementation of AMD64 low-level SIMD package is being developed on the dev.simd branch. You're welcome to check it out and try it with your use cases. Feedback ...
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October 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
github.com/golang/go/is... hell yeah
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Why Databases Should Bypass the Linux Page Cache www.p99conf.io/2025/05/22/d...
Why Databases Should Bypass the Linux Page Cache
A look at why ScyllaDB completely bypasses the Linux cache during reads and uses its own efficient row-based integrated internal cache instead.
www.p99conf.io
October 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Why Databases Should Bypass the Linux Page Cache www.p99conf.io/2025/05/22/d...