Dungeon Mistress Paula
@dmpaula.bsky.social
I'm a queer, fat positive geek with snark issues
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I guess I should introduce myself! I am a fat positive, quinky, dice loving queer TTRPG/Board game creator. I run the gambit from wholesome and mom type to whoresome and milf type. Oh. I love Iced coffee!
Ok. Let's goooo
January 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ok. Let's goooo
Finally adding some bling to my kindle. I can't find all my dice maker stickers. Fucking moving boxes
January 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Finally adding some bling to my kindle. I can't find all my dice maker stickers. Fucking moving boxes
FML. I guess no getting treatment today. 😭
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
FML. I guess no getting treatment today. 😭
Ok so... I did the thing here.
Hi I'm Paula! Let's be geeky together!! #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpgs #boardgames - 小红书
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January 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ok so... I did the thing here.
What do you want for Valentine's day? That's right. Extra long ding dongs
January 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What do you want for Valentine's day? That's right. Extra long ding dongs
I'd say it was nice to be out and about but it's 24 degrees here in east tenn.
January 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'd say it was nice to be out and about but it's 24 degrees here in east tenn.
If I listen to half of what the neck beards say on the internet, I would be considered a lazy GM. Good thing I listen to my players instead. You should too! Do you guys ask questions of your players after the session?
#ttrpg #dnd #foreverdm
#ttrpg #dnd #foreverdm
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If I listen to half of what the neck beards say on the internet, I would be considered a lazy GM. Good thing I listen to my players instead. You should too! Do you guys ask questions of your players after the session?
#ttrpg #dnd #foreverdm
#ttrpg #dnd #foreverdm
And this is why all my NPCs have their roots based in Robert. Bob. Rob. Bobbina. Bobert.
in TTRPG news, my attempts to use a broader range of NPCs and authentic NPC names are floundering on my players inability to retain anything more than a vague approximation of them.
January 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
And this is why all my NPCs have their roots based in Robert. Bob. Rob. Bobbina. Bobert.
My favorite nurse called me "The Ideal Patient" because I'm not a Karen. I smiled and laughed. Inside I know she's never seen those emails I pen to my boys' middle school admin.
January 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My favorite nurse called me "The Ideal Patient" because I'm not a Karen. I smiled and laughed. Inside I know she's never seen those emails I pen to my boys' middle school admin.
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Episode 2 of #CryptidCreeks ended on a cliffhanger, the River Scouts surrounded by shadows with no source while pursuing yet another Cursed trinket. They have an escape plan, but will it be enough? #TTRPG
To be continued in Episode 3!
(Experience Cryptid Creeks for yourself - snag a copy!)
To be continued in Episode 3!
(Experience Cryptid Creeks for yourself - snag a copy!)
Cryptid Creeks by Hatchlings Games
Cosy Horror Roleplaying
hatchlingdm.itch.io
January 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Episode 2 of #CryptidCreeks ended on a cliffhanger, the River Scouts surrounded by shadows with no source while pursuing yet another Cursed trinket. They have an escape plan, but will it be enough? #TTRPG
To be continued in Episode 3!
(Experience Cryptid Creeks for yourself - snag a copy!)
To be continued in Episode 3!
(Experience Cryptid Creeks for yourself - snag a copy!)
I think I may finally be feeling well enough to play some bg3. Give my poor kindle a little rest.
January 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I think I may finally be feeling well enough to play some bg3. Give my poor kindle a little rest.
Home for the holidays! F#ck cancer!
December 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Home for the holidays! F#ck cancer!
Early Christmas present!
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Early Christmas present!
Baking therapy! Choco chip pumpkin bread
November 26, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Baking therapy! Choco chip pumpkin bread
Am I supposed to be drinking? Nah. But my doctors aren't out to eat with me.
November 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Am I supposed to be drinking? Nah. But my doctors aren't out to eat with me.
I guess I should introduce myself! I am a fat positive, quinky, dice loving queer TTRPG/Board game creator. I run the gambit from wholesome and mom type to whoresome and milf type. Oh. I love Iced coffee!
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I guess I should introduce myself! I am a fat positive, quinky, dice loving queer TTRPG/Board game creator. I run the gambit from wholesome and mom type to whoresome and milf type. Oh. I love Iced coffee!
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I still think about Champions of Norrath dreamily ...
"this looks like a PS2 game"
the fuck are you talking about PS2 games look great
the fuck are you talking about PS2 games look great
November 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I still think about Champions of Norrath dreamily ...
I was team Aqua
On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I was team Aqua
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
Have iced coffee and back behind the wheel. I feel like a real person again!!
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Have iced coffee and back behind the wheel. I feel like a real person again!!
Listen. I just want to play boardgames and eat pizza. Heading home from the one hospital!
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Listen. I just want to play boardgames and eat pizza. Heading home from the one hospital!
I want to say it was space opera
The first #TTRPG I ever played that wasn't D&D. What's yours?
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I want to say it was space opera
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Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.