djralflove
@djralflove.bsky.social
Forklift certified 90’s indie rock enthusiast. Multi-faceted degenerate.
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Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
Relatable
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Relatable
The Hold Steady - Slapped Actress (Live @ hmv 150 Oxford Street)
YouTube video by hmvgetcloser
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November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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I spent so, so much time in my life attempting to be extraordinary in ways others wanted. My greatest joy has come from being just simply regular. I putter. I have hobbies. I know I'm not going to be a billionaire 🤷♀️ and I don't want fame? Just...happily ordinary. It's so good.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I spent so, so much time in my life attempting to be extraordinary in ways others wanted. My greatest joy has come from being just simply regular. I putter. I have hobbies. I know I'm not going to be a billionaire 🤷♀️ and I don't want fame? Just...happily ordinary. It's so good.
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Smell that crisp air? Feel the cold seeping in through the windowpanes? Soon social media will be full of people admitting neither they nor anyone in their family knows how to cook by saying things like "turkey is terrible" and "stuffing is gross."
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Smell that crisp air? Feel the cold seeping in through the windowpanes? Soon social media will be full of people admitting neither they nor anyone in their family knows how to cook by saying things like "turkey is terrible" and "stuffing is gross."
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
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I call this phenomenon “getting pre-mad” lol
Maga Rudolph and The NINE...barely had more combined passing yards today than Shedeur---but of course...the NFL "pundits" will say Sanders had nothing to do with the win--in his FIRST game ever having a chance to play with the starters.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I call this phenomenon “getting pre-mad” lol
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Lol every MAGA account on twitter is from a Bangladeshi bot farm we really got psyoped into fascism
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lol every MAGA account on twitter is from a Bangladeshi bot farm we really got psyoped into fascism
I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke
When I'm gone, no one gets on, 'cause I won't let
Nobody press up, and mess up, the scene I set
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke
When I'm gone, no one gets on, 'cause I won't let
Nobody press up, and mess up, the scene I set
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke
When I'm gone, no one gets on, 'cause I won't let
Nobody press up, and mess up, the scene I set
Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke
When I'm gone, no one gets on, 'cause I won't let
Nobody press up, and mess up, the scene I set
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He learned how to get a malignant narcissist to eat out of his hand, so she's not wrong.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
He learned how to get a malignant narcissist to eat out of his hand, so she's not wrong.
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I am hearing that following his meeting with Zohran Mamdani, Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am hearing that following his meeting with Zohran Mamdani, Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
New Order - The Perfect Kiss (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]
YouTube video by New Order
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November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Finished my work week, turned on the tv and Trump and Mamdani are besties now? Beyond bizarre. Think I’m gonna go lie down for a while
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finished my work week, turned on the tv and Trump and Mamdani are besties now? Beyond bizarre. Think I’m gonna go lie down for a while
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i feel like i’m on drugs lol
"We agree on a lot more than I thought," responds President Trump, after his meeting with NYC Mayor-elect Mamdani, adding he'd be "very, very comfortable" living in the city with its Democratic Socialist leader.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i feel like i’m on drugs lol
Sharties
change one letter ruin a candy
milf duds
milf duds
change one letter ruin a candy
sweat tarts
sweat tarts
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sharties
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Trump‘s decisive defeat in reference to the Epstein case will force Putin‘s hand to extract from Trump possible concessions as soon and fast as possible. Putin and his circle will most certainly fear that Trump‘s time could come to an end faster than thought. Expect this.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trump‘s decisive defeat in reference to the Epstein case will force Putin‘s hand to extract from Trump possible concessions as soon and fast as possible. Putin and his circle will most certainly fear that Trump‘s time could come to an end faster than thought. Expect this.
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Here’s the Epstein files guys
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Here’s the Epstein files guys
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This reeks of white man. Be a brown man in Chicago right now and see how overdramatic you claim the word fascism is. Trump and the people with power and money and ai and drones and DOGE in our fed data bases are saying exactly what they want to do to us and its fascism. Jfc.
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This reeks of white man. Be a brown man in Chicago right now and see how overdramatic you claim the word fascism is. Trump and the people with power and money and ai and drones and DOGE in our fed data bases are saying exactly what they want to do to us and its fascism. Jfc.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What. The. Fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What. The. Fuck.
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Judge is a great player, but Cal Raleigh had the best ever season by a catcher and should have been the MVP. Bad enough that the oligarch teams dominate the sport. They shouldn't geta leg up in post-season awards too.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Judge is a great player, but Cal Raleigh had the best ever season by a catcher and should have been the MVP. Bad enough that the oligarch teams dominate the sport. They shouldn't geta leg up in post-season awards too.
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If you find yourself typing sentences expounding on the semantic difference between pedophile, hebophile, and ephebophile, you should delete those sentences, walk outside, lay down in the grass, let the vultures have your flesh, the sun to bleach your bones, etc
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you find yourself typing sentences expounding on the semantic difference between pedophile, hebophile, and ephebophile, you should delete those sentences, walk outside, lay down in the grass, let the vultures have your flesh, the sun to bleach your bones, etc
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Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
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The same people still fear mongering on “Sharia law” are also trying to ram through fundamentalist based laws with significant overlap.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The same people still fear mongering on “Sharia law” are also trying to ram through fundamentalist based laws with significant overlap.