Chance
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Chance
@djchancebx.bsky.social
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Would you thank someone who took you to the hospital after they pushed you in front of a car?!
Orange Man is going to “save the day” and give yall back TikTok.

What yall gone say then???
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Capital One is getting sued by the Feds for $2B and now they’re holding people’s direct deposit because they’re broke???

GHE-FUCKING-TTO 😩💀💀
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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As someone correctly pointed out, Black women sent men to the moon in the 1950s and 1960s. The rich white man can't even break the atmospheric barrier in the 2020s.
Breaking: X Luthor perfects Self destruct buttons.
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I hope something good happens to you today
January 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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(at any given moment in the day)
January 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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When you have to go back to 1992 to find a prominent Democrat to equate Hegseth with, that’s not exactly helping your argument.
Eric Schmitt says that Democrats don't have a leg to stand on with the Hegseth sexual assault and misconduct allegations because they're "the party of Bill Clinton"
January 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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You know what I was wondering when I couldn’t fall asleep?

If Bingo is the farmer’s or his dog’s name
January 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Elon crashing out over immigration after supporting an anti-immigration ticket (as an immigrant) and him and Vivek telling white Americans they're too mediocre to work at their companies is wildly entertaining.
December 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Accusations = Confessions
December 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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🥲
December 20, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Dolphins losing to Jets is crazy
December 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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I'm glad they made sure to lean into that classic MAD painterly style to beat it into everyone that a real fucking human made this
December 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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I love Mad Magazine
December 7, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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When I hear music...
November 30, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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LMFAOOOOOOO
November 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Sagging the beard is atrocious work 😭
November 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Ok Luffy & Goku I see you #thanksgivingparade
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM