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professional standards reducer // forever atoning for ever assisting the genAI basilisk
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PRODUCE DOESN'T GROW ON TREES KEN
kinda obsessed with the teeniest tiniest gutters
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
not even being sarcastic, genuine existence hack right here
June 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
christ almighty can we please fucking fund this instead of suggestions to read autobiographies by unrelated 3rd parties or pictures of william taft using a goddamn VR headset for fucksake
Click the read the solution to evil superintelligence here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/evil-2 #smbc
June 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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GOOD MORNING
May 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
the declineposting will continue until society improves www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFV...
NOFX - The Decline (Official Full Album Version)
YouTube video by Fat Wreck Chords
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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FEEL PUNK TODAY?
April 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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You are where you are because of your own actions.
April 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
definitely not me at all nope no chance whatsoever
People who avoid their own feelings will neglect yours.
April 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
April 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Have you noticed this thing where AI CEOs say "In 2 years all humanity will be surpassed utterly" followed by "so, it's important to increase your skill set and remain adaptable."

I feel like if you believe the first part, the second part is just a kind of encouraging noise, like "hustle, kid!"
April 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
impossibly relevant and appropriate poppy lyrics in album and also topical order: a thread i really hate

>bet you think you could’ve had her
>fell into a common pattern
>lie awake, await disaster
>[…]
>you lied to my face
>you never give, just take
>now all my bitterness is getting heavy
April 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Samus at the start of every Metroid game
March 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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it Will suck and we Will all lap it up 🤤 👅
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Mar 28
Nintendo just used its new app to announce the release date of the live-action The Legend of Zelda movie, hitting theatres March 26, 2027. bit.ly/3QTzecz
March 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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sorry i made the mistake of wearing a band t-shirt without knowing their entire discography.
March 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
so this is the vapors
These are my most sensual jorts. What makes them the most sensual, you ask? Scrambled eggs in the pockets.
March 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
poppy poppy poppy poppy poppy
March 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
9 out of 8 doctors agree! kids, take your PUNK® or BREAKCORE™ first thing in the morning to start your day off right
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
we're so pretty
we're so fucking pretty
don't i look better now you know that we won't live forever
March 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
newports and old bay
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a treatise on capitalist antonymic nominative determinism and controlled opposition in dissimilar markets in 7 parts

in this dissertation, you will be thrilled and enraptu
March 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Why are we posting about trump when everyone here feels the same here. We should use this platform to escape that bullshit.
March 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around
March 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Old Man's Son Also Old Man
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
okay fine 54321 grounding is important and all but seriously does anyone ever taste anything other than their teeth or maybe blood

where's the surprise candy bar

where's the flavor of love
February 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM