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Matty
@distortedmetronome.bsky.social
· Mar 30
Tech bros wanted to be artists so bad that they created robots to do it for them and their art still fucking sucks.
After the Michael trailer I started thinking. How can we make these films better?
Music Biopics Don't Have to Suck
The Music Biopic rule book and how to break it
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
After the Michael trailer I started thinking. How can we make these films better?
Want some Hollywood drama to take the edge off of the real world? I got you:
10 Hollywood Directors That Were Replaced
10. Lord & Miller on Solo: A Star Wars Story. (replaced by Ron Howard)
medium.com
September 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Want some Hollywood drama to take the edge off of the real world? I got you:
How zombies shaped my personality.
Flesh-Eating Monsters: My Journey Through The Apocalypse
How I learned to love the undead.
open.substack.com
July 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How zombies shaped my personality.
We need to stop racism and sexism and opt for nameism instead. How many assholes need to be named Ethan or Kyle before we start to do something about it.
June 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We need to stop racism and sexism and opt for nameism instead. How many assholes need to be named Ethan or Kyle before we start to do something about it.
Weapons is my most anticipated of the year! I love how it’s being marketed so far.
Trailer of the Week: Zack Creggar Terrifies with First Look at Weapons
Three years after his hit debut Barbarian, Zack Cregger returns with the creepy trailer for his next film, Weapons.
filmobsessive.com
May 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Weapons is my most anticipated of the year! I love how it’s being marketed so far.
Bernie, I don’t think saying “fight oligarchy” to a crowd of all the oligarchs children is as effective messaging as you think it is. You should be going to deep red states. Impoverished areas. The rich kids that are benefiting from all of this are not who’s going to help us. #coachella
April 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bernie, I don’t think saying “fight oligarchy” to a crowd of all the oligarchs children is as effective messaging as you think it is. You should be going to deep red states. Impoverished areas. The rich kids that are benefiting from all of this are not who’s going to help us. #coachella
I’m gonna be honest, we’re sounding a little conspiracy theoristy about the whole April 20th thing.
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m gonna be honest, we’re sounding a little conspiracy theoristy about the whole April 20th thing.
I feel like the only critic that liked this movie. Idc I stand by it, this movie rules. My review here: filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
April 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I feel like the only critic that liked this movie. Idc I stand by it, this movie rules. My review here: filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
Tech bros wanted to be artists so bad that they created robots to do it for them and their art still fucking sucks.
March 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Tech bros wanted to be artists so bad that they created robots to do it for them and their art still fucking sucks.
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Said it before and I’ll say it again, Abolish ICE and probably the whole Department of Homeland Security. They were both made up when I was in High School and we were fine without them.
March 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Said it before and I’ll say it again, Abolish ICE and probably the whole Department of Homeland Security. They were both made up when I was in High School and we were fine without them.
“It’s interesting to see the studio that essentially ran the film industry for a decade act so defensively. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that they are not very confident in their current product.” On the Avengers:Doomsday casting announcement. filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
Surprise Avengers: Doomsday Casting Announcement Has Fans Confused
Our writer discusses the casting announcement for Avengers: Doomsday and analyzes how fans have reacted to it.
filmobsessive.com
March 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“It’s interesting to see the studio that essentially ran the film industry for a decade act so defensively. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that they are not very confident in their current product.” On the Avengers:Doomsday casting announcement. filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
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“It’s interesting to see the studio that essentially ran the film industry for a decade act so defensively. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that they are not very confident in their current product.” On the Avengers:Doomsday casting announcement.
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
Surprise Avengers: Doomsday Casting Announcement Has Fans Confused
Our writer discusses the casting announcement for Avengers: Doomsday and analyzes how fans have reacted to it.
filmobsessive.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“It’s interesting to see the studio that essentially ran the film industry for a decade act so defensively. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that they are not very confident in their current product.” On the Avengers:Doomsday casting announcement.
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
“It’s interesting to see the studio that essentially ran the film industry for a decade act so defensively. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that they are not very confident in their current product.” On the Avengers:Doomsday casting announcement.
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
Surprise Avengers: Doomsday Casting Announcement Has Fans Confused
Our writer discusses the casting announcement for Avengers: Doomsday and analyzes how fans have reacted to it.
filmobsessive.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“It’s interesting to see the studio that essentially ran the film industry for a decade act so defensively. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that they are not very confident in their current product.” On the Avengers:Doomsday casting announcement.
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
The black panthers weren’t considered dangerous until they gave free food to kids. Remember that. Mutual aid is the real way to disrupt.
March 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The black panthers weren’t considered dangerous until they gave free food to kids. Remember that. Mutual aid is the real way to disrupt.
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Delaney Buffet's first feature, Adult Best Friends is a charming and personal story about the evolution of life-long friendship.
Adult Best Friends: A Charming Look at Modern Friendship
Delaney Buffet's first feature, Adult Best Friends is a charming and personal story about the evolution of life-long friendship.
buff.ly
February 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Delaney Buffet's first feature, Adult Best Friends is a charming and personal story about the evolution of life-long friendship.
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Jurassic World Rebirth attempts to bring the franchise back to its whimsical heights, but was anyone asking for it?
Trailer of the Week: Did Anyone Ask for Jurassic World Rebirth?
Jurassic World Rebirth attempts to bring the franchise back to its whimsical heights, but was anyone asking for it?
buff.ly
February 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jurassic World Rebirth attempts to bring the franchise back to its whimsical heights, but was anyone asking for it?
I can’t believe people are nostalgic for Jurassic Park 3 of all movies. Can’t say I blame them tho it’s so fun.
February 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can’t believe people are nostalgic for Jurassic Park 3 of all movies. Can’t say I blame them tho it’s so fun.
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andrew johnson was impeached for violation of the tenure of office act. in the scheme of things, was that a huge deal? not really. the actual issue was that johnson was trying to scuttle any attempt to reconstruct the former confederate states on an egalitarian basis and *that* was intolerable
February 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
andrew johnson was impeached for violation of the tenure of office act. in the scheme of things, was that a huge deal? not really. the actual issue was that johnson was trying to scuttle any attempt to reconstruct the former confederate states on an egalitarian basis and *that* was intolerable
