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Ollie
@disasteraceae.bsky.social
heard my phone blowing up from the shower and that’s how I knew Zohran won
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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It’s raining at the ICE facility in South Portland and agents on the roof put up a tent. It didn’t seem like ICE could still lose the crowd’s respect but it appears they did.
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
(banging on an upside down bucket like a drum)

ECOSYSTEMS ARE UNBELIEVABLY RESILIENT

IT WILL NEVER BE TOO LATE
August 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the new Lloyd Center unironically rules long live the Lloyd Center Mall
March 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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“i hate to say i told you so, but i told you so?” nah.

i 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 to say i told you so, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 i told you so
March 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
chimpanzee milk this goat colostrum that once a man approached me at a coffee shop to ask what my parents fed us for me to be so tall and I asked him if he’d tried being 6’8”
March 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM