Mel
@dirtbaguette.bsky.social
“If you’re trying to make sense, whatcha lookin’ at me for? I’m no good at math.”
The new Florence album is fantastic. Lesbians and spinsters, we are so back.
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The new Florence album is fantastic. Lesbians and spinsters, we are so back.
I’ve been playing Scrandle for the last week or so, and while I would recommend you play it once or twice for the giggles alone, I am begging you, please click this link and play it today: scrandle.com
Scrandle
The thrilling daily web game of food comparison. View exotic and delicious scran from around the world and guess which is superior, as adjudicated by social media and your peers.
scrandle.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’ve been playing Scrandle for the last week or so, and while I would recommend you play it once or twice for the giggles alone, I am begging you, please click this link and play it today: scrandle.com
Holy shit, things are about to get extremely bleak in 2026…
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Holy shit, things are about to get extremely bleak in 2026…
The worst part about the assassination is that it’s drowning out all the 9/11 memes I was looking forward to today.
September 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The worst part about the assassination is that it’s drowning out all the 9/11 memes I was looking forward to today.
Told my therapist yesterday that I’m so tired I just want someone to carry me around through life like a labubu.
August 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Told my therapist yesterday that I’m so tired I just want someone to carry me around through life like a labubu.
Clair Obscur asks one of the most profound questions of our generation. What if Final Fantasy was French?
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Clair Obscur asks one of the most profound questions of our generation. What if Final Fantasy was French?
If I ever get out of the corporate world, I’m gonna finally be as open and weird about stuff as I want to be.
July 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If I ever get out of the corporate world, I’m gonna finally be as open and weird about stuff as I want to be.
YES
July 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
YES
Saudi: They need to be covered from head to toe to compete in our country.
Me wondering how they don’t realize skintight dominatrix bodysuits are way hotter: 🥵😏
Me wondering how they don’t realize skintight dominatrix bodysuits are way hotter: 🥵😏
Watching Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez fight in those full body leather suits, makes me think i’m in watching a kink movie #NightOfChampions
July 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Saudi: They need to be covered from head to toe to compete in our country.
Me wondering how they don’t realize skintight dominatrix bodysuits are way hotter: 🥵😏
Me wondering how they don’t realize skintight dominatrix bodysuits are way hotter: 🥵😏
That’s my GIRRRRL!!!!
Your 2025 Queen of The Ring is
Jade Cargill
Excellent match
#NightOfChampions #BWS #WWENOC #WrestleSky
Jade Cargill
Excellent match
#NightOfChampions #BWS #WWENOC #WrestleSky
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
That’s my GIRRRRL!!!!
The chipmunks have done a better job planting tomatoes in random places in my yard than I did intentionally. This is making me weirdly depressed this evening.
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The chipmunks have done a better job planting tomatoes in random places in my yard than I did intentionally. This is making me weirdly depressed this evening.
The babies are so sweet 🥲
June 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The babies are so sweet 🥲
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CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
ATLANTA—Stressing that the rules were formulated for the safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidelines Thursday governing female body hair. “Effective...
theonion.com
June 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
One of the chickens got a staph infection on her foot so we had to put her in the Disinfectant Cube.
June 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
One of the chickens got a staph infection on her foot so we had to put her in the Disinfectant Cube.
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This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.
May 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.
I love the Becky Lynch and Lyra Valkyria feud because it’s corned beef.
May 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love the Becky Lynch and Lyra Valkyria feud because it’s corned beef.
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Fighting for my life in the work bathroom and this woman walks in sobbing and having a conversation about her mom being diagnosed with skin cancer. Ma’am, I’m very sorry about what you heard from me in one of the worst moments of your life…
May 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Fighting for my life in the work bathroom and this woman walks in sobbing and having a conversation about her mom being diagnosed with skin cancer. Ma’am, I’m very sorry about what you heard from me in one of the worst moments of your life…
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
This was handed to me at work today and it’s my new prized possession.
April 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This was handed to me at work today and it’s my new prized possession.
This is the first conclave we’ve had since TikTok was invented and it is delivering.
April 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is the first conclave we’ve had since TikTok was invented and it is delivering.
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Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨