Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
@dinorancho.bsky.social
(Fake) pastor
Failed writer
Puppy wrangler. (Yee haw!)
Connoisseur of cheap beer
The worst part of having a rack of homemade wine is that it is too handy.
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Failed writer
Puppy wrangler. (Yee haw!)
Connoisseur of cheap beer
The worst part of having a rack of homemade wine is that it is too handy.
dinoathome.blogspot.com
Verified by Tom ✅️
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I appreciate all of the new followers. I love to follow back, but it is difficult when there are no posts on your account, or not even a short introduction.
An introduction first post, pinned to your page would help.
Something like..
"First post.
Donald Trump is a pig."
Immediate follow-back!
An introduction first post, pinned to your page would help.
Something like..
"First post.
Donald Trump is a pig."
Immediate follow-back!
Two teachers I really respected (there weren't many) passed away, within days of each other.
I don't go to many funerals, but I need to make appearances.
I don't go to many funerals, but I need to make appearances.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Two teachers I really respected (there weren't many) passed away, within days of each other.
I don't go to many funerals, but I need to make appearances.
I don't go to many funerals, but I need to make appearances.
A quick filling, and he was also able to remove the stuck floss.
230 bucks spent at Costco. (And I didn't hit the liquor store)
I'm home now.
Hopefully, the freezing will have left by the time my nap ends.
230 bucks spent at Costco. (And I didn't hit the liquor store)
I'm home now.
Hopefully, the freezing will have left by the time my nap ends.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A quick filling, and he was also able to remove the stuck floss.
230 bucks spent at Costco. (And I didn't hit the liquor store)
I'm home now.
Hopefully, the freezing will have left by the time my nap ends.
230 bucks spent at Costco. (And I didn't hit the liquor store)
I'm home now.
Hopefully, the freezing will have left by the time my nap ends.
Good morning.
Today
Dentist, Part 2.
I have a chipped filling.
I advocated for a patch.
The dentist recommended a replacement.
I'm not going to win that argument.
Also
Last night, a piece of floss shredded, and despite my efforts, it is still stuck.
I wonder what the charge is for floss removal?
Today
Dentist, Part 2.
I have a chipped filling.
I advocated for a patch.
The dentist recommended a replacement.
I'm not going to win that argument.
Also
Last night, a piece of floss shredded, and despite my efforts, it is still stuck.
I wonder what the charge is for floss removal?
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Good morning.
Today
Dentist, Part 2.
I have a chipped filling.
I advocated for a patch.
The dentist recommended a replacement.
I'm not going to win that argument.
Also
Last night, a piece of floss shredded, and despite my efforts, it is still stuck.
I wonder what the charge is for floss removal?
Today
Dentist, Part 2.
I have a chipped filling.
I advocated for a patch.
The dentist recommended a replacement.
I'm not going to win that argument.
Also
Last night, a piece of floss shredded, and despite my efforts, it is still stuck.
I wonder what the charge is for floss removal?
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#jokesters
And I thought “Funky” town was great😅🤣😂🤣
And I thought “Funky” town was great😅🤣😂🤣
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
#jokesters
And I thought “Funky” town was great😅🤣😂🤣
And I thought “Funky” town was great😅🤣😂🤣
After the weekend that we had and my encouraging weigh-in this morning, I realized that excessive stress may be the weight loss plan we have all been searching for.
I wonder how I patent this discovery?
Maybe I need to author a self-help book.
Or a series.
"Nervous Breakdowns For The Soul."
I wonder how I patent this discovery?
Maybe I need to author a self-help book.
Or a series.
"Nervous Breakdowns For The Soul."
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After the weekend that we had and my encouraging weigh-in this morning, I realized that excessive stress may be the weight loss plan we have all been searching for.
I wonder how I patent this discovery?
Maybe I need to author a self-help book.
Or a series.
"Nervous Breakdowns For The Soul."
I wonder how I patent this discovery?
Maybe I need to author a self-help book.
Or a series.
"Nervous Breakdowns For The Soul."
"The brown acid is not poison. It's just bad acid."
Interesting sky tonight.
This is the best my old S20 can do.
I'm sure y'all are going to be blowing my doors off with your dammed iPhones.
Interesting sky tonight.
This is the best my old S20 can do.
I'm sure y'all are going to be blowing my doors off with your dammed iPhones.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"The brown acid is not poison. It's just bad acid."
Interesting sky tonight.
This is the best my old S20 can do.
I'm sure y'all are going to be blowing my doors off with your dammed iPhones.
Interesting sky tonight.
This is the best my old S20 can do.
I'm sure y'all are going to be blowing my doors off with your dammed iPhones.
Look closely.
I believe I have a "Pot Of Gold" thing happening in the photo.
You may need to be a certain age to understand.
(Look at the glass)
I believe I have a "Pot Of Gold" thing happening in the photo.
You may need to be a certain age to understand.
(Look at the glass)
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Look closely.
I believe I have a "Pot Of Gold" thing happening in the photo.
You may need to be a certain age to understand.
(Look at the glass)
I believe I have a "Pot Of Gold" thing happening in the photo.
You may need to be a certain age to understand.
(Look at the glass)
John Hiatt & The Guilty Dogs - Perfectly Good Guitar 1993 Austin
YouTube video by 1016vortex
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
UPDATE...
With no plumber available yet again today, I put on my big boy pants (fat jeans) and fixed the water system myself.
I honestly didn't think the pressure switch was turdunkled. The pressure switch has been turdunkled before and never died without warning. I don't know much about
1/2
With no plumber available yet again today, I put on my big boy pants (fat jeans) and fixed the water system myself.
I honestly didn't think the pressure switch was turdunkled. The pressure switch has been turdunkled before and never died without warning. I don't know much about
1/2
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
UPDATE...
With no plumber available yet again today, I put on my big boy pants (fat jeans) and fixed the water system myself.
I honestly didn't think the pressure switch was turdunkled. The pressure switch has been turdunkled before and never died without warning. I don't know much about
1/2
With no plumber available yet again today, I put on my big boy pants (fat jeans) and fixed the water system myself.
I honestly didn't think the pressure switch was turdunkled. The pressure switch has been turdunkled before and never died without warning. I don't know much about
1/2
"EPSTEIN EPSTEIN" chants should follow that orange pig like the stench from his diapered ass does.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"EPSTEIN EPSTEIN" chants should follow that orange pig like the stench from his diapered ass does.
Steelers/Chargers half-time hockey score.
I'm going to bed early.
I'm going to bed early.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Steelers/Chargers half-time hockey score.
I'm going to bed early.
I'm going to bed early.
I just saw an ad for a 540 hp Ram (always Dodge) truck.
And I say
WHY?
Talk about little dick energy.
One thing.
It's not a monster V-8.
It's not a Hemi.
It is a twin-turbo 3-litre (that's small) inline six.
For that reason, I give the engineers credit.
The drivers of?
Again..
WHY?
And I say
WHY?
Talk about little dick energy.
One thing.
It's not a monster V-8.
It's not a Hemi.
It is a twin-turbo 3-litre (that's small) inline six.
For that reason, I give the engineers credit.
The drivers of?
Again..
WHY?
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I just saw an ad for a 540 hp Ram (always Dodge) truck.
And I say
WHY?
Talk about little dick energy.
One thing.
It's not a monster V-8.
It's not a Hemi.
It is a twin-turbo 3-litre (that's small) inline six.
For that reason, I give the engineers credit.
The drivers of?
Again..
WHY?
And I say
WHY?
Talk about little dick energy.
One thing.
It's not a monster V-8.
It's not a Hemi.
It is a twin-turbo 3-litre (that's small) inline six.
For that reason, I give the engineers credit.
The drivers of?
Again..
WHY?
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm a little bit pissed that CTV (no TSN) gave us Cardinals/Seahawks, but despite the current 38-15 Hawks blowout, the game has been entertaining because of the fkups.
The highlight reel talking heads are going to be howling.
The highlight reel talking heads are going to be howling.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm a little bit pissed that CTV (no TSN) gave us Cardinals/Seahawks, but despite the current 38-15 Hawks blowout, the game has been entertaining because of the fkups.
The highlight reel talking heads are going to be howling.
The highlight reel talking heads are going to be howling.
No callback from any plumber yet.
No shower for stinky me.
The emergency water I pailed from the tank to the tub thankfully did not leak out last night, so the toilet can be flushed.
I'm on edge, and I will be until I find out what is going on.
Happy Sunday.
Hug your water system.
No shower for stinky me.
The emergency water I pailed from the tank to the tub thankfully did not leak out last night, so the toilet can be flushed.
I'm on edge, and I will be until I find out what is going on.
Happy Sunday.
Hug your water system.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
No callback from any plumber yet.
No shower for stinky me.
The emergency water I pailed from the tank to the tub thankfully did not leak out last night, so the toilet can be flushed.
I'm on edge, and I will be until I find out what is going on.
Happy Sunday.
Hug your water system.
No shower for stinky me.
The emergency water I pailed from the tank to the tub thankfully did not leak out last night, so the toilet can be flushed.
I'm on edge, and I will be until I find out what is going on.
Happy Sunday.
Hug your water system.
It has been a crappy day here at the ranch.
We lost our water system this morning, and with that, our ability to live a normal life.
(Have you ever tried to get a plumber on a Saturday?)
I hauled a tank and pailed 100 gallons of water into the house, five gallons at a time.
At least we can wash
1/2
We lost our water system this morning, and with that, our ability to live a normal life.
(Have you ever tried to get a plumber on a Saturday?)
I hauled a tank and pailed 100 gallons of water into the house, five gallons at a time.
At least we can wash
1/2
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It has been a crappy day here at the ranch.
We lost our water system this morning, and with that, our ability to live a normal life.
(Have you ever tried to get a plumber on a Saturday?)
I hauled a tank and pailed 100 gallons of water into the house, five gallons at a time.
At least we can wash
1/2
We lost our water system this morning, and with that, our ability to live a normal life.
(Have you ever tried to get a plumber on a Saturday?)
I hauled a tank and pailed 100 gallons of water into the house, five gallons at a time.
At least we can wash
1/2
As God is my witness, I didn't know there was a team in the NHL named "Mammoth."
A stupid name to my jaded eye.
A stupid name to my jaded eye.
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
As God is my witness, I didn't know there was a team in the NHL named "Mammoth."
A stupid name to my jaded eye.
A stupid name to my jaded eye.
I'm not even going to take a picture of it.
The ground is white.
The sky is grey.
And only the predicted +10 on Monday can save us from #WinterSucks25/26
Good morning.
Maybe not.
The ground is white.
The sky is grey.
And only the predicted +10 on Monday can save us from #WinterSucks25/26
Good morning.
Maybe not.
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm not even going to take a picture of it.
The ground is white.
The sky is grey.
And only the predicted +10 on Monday can save us from #WinterSucks25/26
Good morning.
Maybe not.
The ground is white.
The sky is grey.
And only the predicted +10 on Monday can save us from #WinterSucks25/26
Good morning.
Maybe not.
I have not seen the new Halloween episode of "South Park", but I have watched enough clips from it to know that I need to dedicate this song to everybody's favourite brown noser, Pam Bondi.
Ms Bondi, keep rockin' that nose.
The rest of us will be holding ours.
Sleep well.
youtu.be/mUCjn8Rb2fE?...
Ms Bondi, keep rockin' that nose.
The rest of us will be holding ours.
Sleep well.
youtu.be/mUCjn8Rb2fE?...
Do the Brown Nose
YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I have not seen the new Halloween episode of "South Park", but I have watched enough clips from it to know that I need to dedicate this song to everybody's favourite brown noser, Pam Bondi.
Ms Bondi, keep rockin' that nose.
The rest of us will be holding ours.
Sleep well.
youtu.be/mUCjn8Rb2fE?...
Ms Bondi, keep rockin' that nose.
The rest of us will be holding ours.
Sleep well.
youtu.be/mUCjn8Rb2fE?...
The greasy sky has turned from drizzle to snow.
I think tea will soon be replaced with the brandy bottle.
I need emotional support.
My liver and I hate winter.
I think tea will soon be replaced with the brandy bottle.
I need emotional support.
My liver and I hate winter.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The greasy sky has turned from drizzle to snow.
I think tea will soon be replaced with the brandy bottle.
I need emotional support.
My liver and I hate winter.
I think tea will soon be replaced with the brandy bottle.
I need emotional support.
My liver and I hate winter.
We had such an incredibly successful fish-growing season in the pond (without at all trying) that after bringing them inside during the fish rodeo, we had to "make room for fishies."
A thirty gallon aquarium to take the overflow from the larger model.
If only fixing the housing crisis was so simple
A thirty gallon aquarium to take the overflow from the larger model.
If only fixing the housing crisis was so simple
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We had such an incredibly successful fish-growing season in the pond (without at all trying) that after bringing them inside during the fish rodeo, we had to "make room for fishies."
A thirty gallon aquarium to take the overflow from the larger model.
If only fixing the housing crisis was so simple
A thirty gallon aquarium to take the overflow from the larger model.
If only fixing the housing crisis was so simple
I'm sure many of you were able to get wonderful moon pictures last night.
Unfortunately, we had clouds.
Shooting east before 7 PM.
Shooting disappointment.
Better luck next time.
Unfortunately, we had clouds.
Shooting east before 7 PM.
Shooting disappointment.
Better luck next time.
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm sure many of you were able to get wonderful moon pictures last night.
Unfortunately, we had clouds.
Shooting east before 7 PM.
Shooting disappointment.
Better luck next time.
Unfortunately, we had clouds.
Shooting east before 7 PM.
Shooting disappointment.
Better luck next time.
The queen.
She's under the weather today and taking comfort from the sun streaming in the living room window.
She's under the weather today and taking comfort from the sun streaming in the living room window.
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The queen.
She's under the weather today and taking comfort from the sun streaming in the living room window.
She's under the weather today and taking comfort from the sun streaming in the living room window.
I have never had a phone call identified with this before.
Not just this little notification, it was bold at the top of my phone screen when the call was incoming.
I will call this a good thing.
Not just this little notification, it was bold at the top of my phone screen when the call was incoming.
I will call this a good thing.
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have never had a phone call identified with this before.
Not just this little notification, it was bold at the top of my phone screen when the call was incoming.
I will call this a good thing.
Not just this little notification, it was bold at the top of my phone screen when the call was incoming.
I will call this a good thing.
What do we have here?
A work of modern art?
Not quite.
They will be 'art' once they are full.
Today is wine bottle prep day.
Tomorrow we bottle.
In six (3) months time we drink.
A work of modern art?
Not quite.
They will be 'art' once they are full.
Today is wine bottle prep day.
Tomorrow we bottle.
In six (3) months time we drink.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What do we have here?
A work of modern art?
Not quite.
They will be 'art' once they are full.
Today is wine bottle prep day.
Tomorrow we bottle.
In six (3) months time we drink.
A work of modern art?
Not quite.
They will be 'art' once they are full.
Today is wine bottle prep day.
Tomorrow we bottle.
In six (3) months time we drink.