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Benign Dictator
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When I rule the world it will be a better place
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Farage really on the ropes there.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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"For a century, the BBC has been our classroom, our concert hall, our stage, our storyteller and our window on the world. Politicians need reminding: its much more than a news channel."
Defending our national treasure: the voice of the nation
Politicians see the BBC through the lens of TV news, but those who want to undermine it threaten a central plank of our national culture
eastangliabylines.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Brexit costing UK up to £90bn in lost tax revenue a year, new analysis shows

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Brexit costing UK up to £90bn in lost tax revenue , new analysis shows
Exclusive: Britons also up to £3,700 worse off, leading to calls for the Labour government to improve relations with the EU
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Robbie Gibb was appointed to the BBC Board by Boris Johnson, was an editorial advisor for GB News, and worked as Theresa May's Director of Comms.

He is not impartial or neutral. The government should remove him from the Board immediately to protect the BBC's independence.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Michelle Mone & husband will be imprisoned, their assets seized for the public purse, and she is stripped of her pathetic unearned title henceforth. Put her in the stocks every full moon, and the state will hold a lottery for tickets to throw harmless but humiliating items and insults at her.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No to GMT! I decree BST in winter, double BST in the summer. Thank me later.
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can all the wankers step onto Elon’s rocket, and we’ll shoot them towards Mars/the moon/wherever…actually, as a dictator, I decree that happen.
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Range Rovers. In the bin. A possible exception for the deepest countryside, otherwise lose them
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m going to ban Keir Starmer from making stupid laws that make ordinary citizens classified as terrorists. FFS Keir, as a human rights lawyer, do better
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Appalled to see this image of Donald Trump and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle.

Please... for the love of all that is good, do not share it on all your social media channels... because it simply wouldn't be done to remind the world of the association
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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In London, hate will never win.
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The man behind us in the show JUST NEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF AND STOP EXPLODING AT EVERY PLOT POINT!
August 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’ve declared about vapes before, I assume. Adults with dummies with gummy bear flavours. BANNED. Just get over your mummy issues.
August 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Jet skis. People who use jet skis. Ruining the environment and environment for 99.99% of people over a large area. Banned forthwith.
May 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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As Trump makes nice with Gulf states, Elon Musk isn't the only one to benefit. Musk's brother has deals for his drone co. His mom is headlining conferences there. And his dad has a memecoin to back a Dubai "Musk Institute" to study “space-time travel.”

Our latest: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/w...
Gulf Deal-Making Spree Also Benefited Elon Musk and His Family
www.nytimes.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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How about, and I know this is radical and not tried and tested so open your minds wide but how about we fund and staff the NHS properly take out the private sector all the managers I know I know it's crazy but you never know it might just work
April 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Support independent bookshops. Do not buy from supermarkets or online. Any book purchases from the South American river are FORBIDDEN. Take note people. Build a world you want to live in.
May 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Disposable barbecues are BANNED.
May 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Disposable barbecues. Environmentally destructive. Banned forthwith.
May 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Keir Starmer stood up on Parliament Square and spoke supporting EU membership and FOM. He sounded genuine. So what is this crap he’s spouting now about immigration? @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Labour Party should be ashamed. This government is a massive letdown.
May 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Breaking. King Priam plans to accept a luxury Trojan Horse.
Breaking News: President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as Air Force One and will keep using after he leaves office. The plan — involving possibly the biggest foreign gift ever received by the U.S. government — raises substantial ethical issues.
Trump Is to Accept a Luxury 747 From Qatar for Use as Air Force One
www.nytimes.com
May 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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They’re arresting judges. America is in a very dark phase. Call this what it is now. It’s no longer in doubt. American fascism is in the White House.
April 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM