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“No one is safe. I will be talking about any and everything. Any and everyone.” - Dionne Warwick

📌: whitney houston, texas
🔗: instagram.com/dianelyssa
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Woke up and opened this app first instead of that other one. Nature is healing.
Love that people are still following me on here even though I have betrayed y’all numerous times by going back to that other app. Y’all are real asf. One day I’ll finally kick it.
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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“The behavior was pure misogynistic abuse, and it’s a growing movement in American culture right now.” www.glamour.com/story/the-mi...
The Misogynistic Abuse Directed at Rory McIlroy’s Wife at the Ryder Cup Is Deeper Than Golf
It shows a cultural shift, one in which men feel emboldened to attack women in public without shame or consequence.
www.glamour.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I deactivated my twitter account for a few days and I reactivated it but all of my followers and my followed accounts have been gone for like two days now… so I’m here… because I need interaction… help me… I’m starving…
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
fuck chuck schumer all my homies hate chuck schumer
March 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.

Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.

Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
eating a red “delicious” apple right now and i gotta tell you, they are not delicious. they are not delicious and they should only be fed to animals, like horses and pigs and goats.
March 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This would be funnier to me if the guy running Twitter did not also run the federal government the exact same way
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh my god, it’s finally happening…
Twitter/X has experienced 3 outages so far today.
March 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Owning the libs by pledging fealty to a king
February 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Things are falling apart at a rate even I thought impossible. This administration is really going full send on decimating the federal state. Jesus.
NEW — In an alarming email last night reviewed by me, Coast Guard members learned that 1,135 members' direct deposit account routing information was compromised due to a data breach from unauthorized access.

It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.
February 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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NEW — In an alarming email last night reviewed by me, Coast Guard members learned that 1,135 members' direct deposit account routing information was compromised due to a data breach from unauthorized access.

It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Been struggling with my mental health for the past few weeks, so Instagram and Twitter have got to go for now. Going to try and feel my feelings without drowning in them, run up my screen time on pinterest. and tailor my tik tok fyp to only show me hopecore and good music.
February 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just downloaded Xiaohongshu, and they’re already teaching us mandarin. 😭 The government went and banned tik tok and Americans said “Fine, I’ll deliver my data to the CCP myself since nobody wanna work anymore. 😭”
January 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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an elegant tool from a more civilized age
You forget how small they were before you hold one again
January 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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if I don't send my friends several posts a day they will start to forget me and I will fade out of existence (I am a figment sustained only by their attention and belief that I am real)
January 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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“Mhm. And how will you uplift marginalized communities?” I ask an engagement bot, killing off the last members of an endangered species of mynah bird in the Amazon. The bot’s answer lacks intersectionality—I tell it so. A root system that had been alive since the Cretaceous period shrivels and dies
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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this is a dril tweet
December 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Adulthood means walking around the garden during the family Christmas party, discussing how well the bok choy, mustard, and collard greens are growing in.
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Currently writing down all of the information from the tik toks that I have organized into carefully curated bookmark folders for when the app gets banned in a few weeks. I am basically recreating the Library of Alexandria.
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Been absent #onhere because life has been Kicking My Ass but don’t worry, holiday break is coming up and I will be in here like swimwear (you have to say that in an aussie accent so it still rhymes).
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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👏 Never 👏 read 👏 your 👏 hero’s 👏 tweets
December 9, 2024 at 7:03 PM
obsessed with people talking about the united healthcare shooter getting milkshake ducked as if he’s not a literal cold-blooded killer to begin with. the internet is an amazing place
December 9, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition
lol CEO shooter suspect is a trad architecture guy
December 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM