Mellow Yellow
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Attorney | Husband | Savage Gentleman™ |
Create Your Own Luck
Create Your Own Luck
I'm really washed. Art basel and I'm in the house every day.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm really washed. Art basel and I'm in the house every day.
I was worried this smaller phone would feel off, but so far this isn't really a noticeable adjustment. This Pixel 10 pro is smooth so far though
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was worried this smaller phone would feel off, but so far this isn't really a noticeable adjustment. This Pixel 10 pro is smooth so far though
About to downsize my phone to one of the regular size joints. Let's see how this goes.
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
About to downsize my phone to one of the regular size joints. Let's see how this goes.
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"Why does my chest hurt?"
Google:
Google:
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Why does my chest hurt?"
Google:
Google:
🤣😂
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🤣😂
He thinks he's me in my environmental law class
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He thinks he's me in my environmental law class
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There's a special place in hell for people that put multiple bags in the overhead on a full flight.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There's a special place in hell for people that put multiple bags in the overhead on a full flight.
They're gonna say that you're wrong, but just remember that many great thinkers/ideas weren't appreciated in the moment.
Denzel couldn’t do Life but Eddie Murphy could do Training Day….not saying Eddie is a better actor than Denzel, but it’s not as large a gap as one would think
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They're gonna say that you're wrong, but just remember that many great thinkers/ideas weren't appreciated in the moment.
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what are we doing
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
what are we doing
The don't see the vision
I love the authenticity of a candid pic. You’re beautiful to me from all angles boo.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The don't see the vision
This morning I walked in the gym & walked past a Haitian woman that I see all the time. She looks at me and says "Did your country qualify for the World Cup? Don't talk to me unless you qualified for the World Cup."
a man is crying with a tear running down his face .
ALT: a man is crying with a tear running down his face .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This morning I walked in the gym & walked past a Haitian woman that I see all the time. She looks at me and says "Did your country qualify for the World Cup? Don't talk to me unless you qualified for the World Cup."
Gotta cop these Haiti kits for my wife and her fam once they restock
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Gotta cop these Haiti kits for my wife and her fam once they restock
Jamaica manager resigned. If he wasn't gonna stay and fight in the playoffs I needed him fired. He didnt deserve to resign.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jamaica manager resigned. If he wasn't gonna stay and fight in the playoffs I needed him fired. He didnt deserve to resign.
Pharrell is so rich and disconnected (and doesn't give a fuck about you or reality) that he thinks we live in a utopia.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pharrell is so rich and disconnected (and doesn't give a fuck about you or reality) that he thinks we live in a utopia.
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Multiple cat women are extra extra weirdos
Oh. That idk about. What I *do* know is that one cat people and multiple cat people are different species.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Multiple cat women are extra extra weirdos
Cause cat women are... never mind. I'm staying out of it
Now why am I in it???
Honestly, Angela was hotter than Pam. Something about her personality was sexy. Minus the whole cat thing. Cat women are weirdos.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Cause cat women are... never mind. I'm staying out of it
Need Jamaica to win tonight to lock in the World Cup
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Need Jamaica to win tonight to lock in the World Cup
Lmaoooooo
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Lmaoooooo
Can I brush my teeth while I bathe?
CHAT I HAVE A QUESTION
It’s the apocalypse and you finally find a civilization after 6 months of running. They said you can either take a bath OR brush your teeth, but you can’t do both because of limited supplies.
Which one are you choosing? Mind you it’s been 6 months since you’ve done either.
It’s the apocalypse and you finally find a civilization after 6 months of running. They said you can either take a bath OR brush your teeth, but you can’t do both because of limited supplies.
Which one are you choosing? Mind you it’s been 6 months since you’ve done either.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Can I brush my teeth while I bathe?
This Wale album is good money
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This Wale album is good money
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The last 33 seconds of game time in Warriors/Spurs last night took 23 minutes of real time to play out.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The last 33 seconds of game time in Warriors/Spurs last night took 23 minutes of real time to play out.
It's crazy how meetings really derail productivity.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's crazy how meetings really derail productivity.