DevilGhoti
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain AND my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain AND my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
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it's like a feud between two drakes, not a kendrick in sight
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's like a feud between two drakes, not a kendrick in sight
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Nice catch
Too bad your ass got saaaaaacked
Too bad your ass got saaaaaacked
April 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Nice catch
Too bad your ass got saaaaaacked
Too bad your ass got saaaaaacked
I feel like "telephone poles" is increasingly becoming a misnomer.
April 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I feel like "telephone poles" is increasingly becoming a misnomer.
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They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real
Blerg. I am becoming sick. My throat hurts :(.
February 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Blerg. I am becoming sick. My throat hurts :(.
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'Safety first' when sacking Rome.
February 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
'Safety first' when sacking Rome.
The power is out and I am cold
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The power is out and I am cold
My biggest regret of 2024 is that I forgot that it was new year's eve when I was at work so I didn't get the chance to say "see you next year!" in a really obnoxious voice to any of my coworkers.
January 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My biggest regret of 2024 is that I forgot that it was new year's eve when I was at work so I didn't get the chance to say "see you next year!" in a really obnoxious voice to any of my coworkers.
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"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
Every so often I remember that Meow the Jewels is a real album and not, like, a fever dream I had once.
October 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Every so often I remember that Meow the Jewels is a real album and not, like, a fever dream I had once.
For my money, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" - "Mother" - "Goodbye Blue Sky" is a strong contender for best three-song stretch of any album.
October 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
For my money, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" - "Mother" - "Goodbye Blue Sky" is a strong contender for best three-song stretch of any album.
I spent time with four different cats this week.
September 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I spent time with four different cats this week.
squeaked in under 500k
September 17, 2024 at 7:56 PM
squeaked in under 500k
How come we call a low-pitched voice "deep" but never call a high-pitched voice "shallow". That doesn't seem fair.
May 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
How come we call a low-pitched voice "deep" but never call a high-pitched voice "shallow". That doesn't seem fair.
Grapefruit is an underutilized flavor. I want, like, grapefruit jolly ranchers.
March 4, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Grapefruit is an underutilized flavor. I want, like, grapefruit jolly ranchers.
Do track and field events ever run, like, backwards? Like, do they ever make distance runners go around the track clockwise instead of counterclockwise?
January 5, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Do track and field events ever run, like, backwards? Like, do they ever make distance runners go around the track clockwise instead of counterclockwise?
If I go into work tomorrow and christmas carols are still playing, I will kick someone.
December 25, 2023 at 9:30 PM
If I go into work tomorrow and christmas carols are still playing, I will kick someone.
Bringing this energy to all new social media
August 6, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Bringing this energy to all new social media