NPSkeet
@deuntravon.bsky.social
On a perpetual side quest for growth, anime, gaming, and self-discovery.
My strengths are awkwardness and dry humor 🤓
My strengths are awkwardness and dry humor 🤓
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The timeline we presently live in is not real. It is my theory that we are actually all in hell. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
April 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The timeline we presently live in is not real. It is my theory that we are actually all in hell. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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These Studio Ghibli anime versions of popular memes are >>>
March 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
These Studio Ghibli anime versions of popular memes are >>>
Last month, my car was broken into in a paid lot with surveillance. The police never showed, so I returned the next day to file a report.
Now I get a ticket for showing up to report the crime. They have footage of me waiting for cops but not of the break-in? Make it make sense. 😒
Now I get a ticket for showing up to report the crime. They have footage of me waiting for cops but not of the break-in? Make it make sense. 😒
February 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Last month, my car was broken into in a paid lot with surveillance. The police never showed, so I returned the next day to file a report.
Now I get a ticket for showing up to report the crime. They have footage of me waiting for cops but not of the break-in? Make it make sense. 😒
Now I get a ticket for showing up to report the crime. They have footage of me waiting for cops but not of the break-in? Make it make sense. 😒
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Why nobody told me how expensive it is to move? My wallet has been thru it!
February 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Why nobody told me how expensive it is to move? My wallet has been thru it!
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And finally a happy humpday from me and mine to you 🤭✨
February 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
And finally a happy humpday from me and mine to you 🤭✨
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I just want to be laid up w/two niggas
February 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just want to be laid up w/two niggas
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& let’s leave them there.
February 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
& let’s leave them there.
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I would like to be in a room with BOTH of them in which there are no others 🤭
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I would like to be in a room with BOTH of them in which there are no others 🤭
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Finally a reason to use this
January 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Finally a reason to use this
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@bluesky can we get an edit button for skeets
January 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@bluesky can we get an edit button for skeets
I have a weakness for pretty men…. Especially this one in particular 😏
January 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have a weakness for pretty men…. Especially this one in particular 😏
Tonight’s Winner 🥇
Perfect.
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Tonight’s Winner 🥇
I asked them not to do this and they still insisted on doing it anyway… They know I hate this much attention 😭
January 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I asked them not to do this and they still insisted on doing it anyway… They know I hate this much attention 😭
Sometimes I feel bad for having to get in my ChatGPT’s ass…. But it’s necessary.
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sometimes I feel bad for having to get in my ChatGPT’s ass…. But it’s necessary.
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Clocking in and going back to sleep >
January 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Clocking in and going back to sleep >
Tonight’s Winner 🥇
Save a horse, ride a cowboy! 🤠 | @carterwear.bsky.social Black Jocks ✨❤️
January 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight’s Winner 🥇
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Looking at all the short kings in the quotes
January 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Looking at all the short kings in the quotes
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no. no. no, baby.
January 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
no. no. no, baby.
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Not this bit liking my skeet but hasn’t replied to my texts in hours
January 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Not this bit liking my skeet but hasn’t replied to my texts in hours