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Simon
@detectivesimon.bsky.social
Sole owner of Penis Incorporated.
A fellow Takodachi.
Lover of wife.
Follow my Twitch.
https://twitch.tv/detective_simon 󠁛󠀣󠀵󠀷󠀵󠀰󠀶󠀸󠀬󠀣󠁦󠀲󠀹󠁡󠀳󠀰󠁝
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Hi hello, i made this earlier in the year but never posted it publicly.
let's just have a chill night gang

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November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
time to pack it up twinkle toes squad | playing tarkov

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November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One last stream before the big Tarkov 1.0 stream tomorrow | streaming with @acupoffelicity.bsky.social

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November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i do be outlasting these trials, using this as a test stream for fixing shit for the 15th

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November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Playing Battlefield till I get paid and get Arc Raiders.

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November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
She on my Arc till I Raiders cause I'm gonna Slam her Servers.

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October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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🍓𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓾𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓪𝓭!🍓

i played dead rising 2: off the record with @detectivesimon.bsky.social and it was such a fun time that I had to make a stream highlights video about it!! Please check it out!!

#deadrising🍓#felimoment

✨ link to video here: youtu.be/EZwm9yndyCU?...
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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🔥HALOFYING BIONICLE🔥

Me and fellow content creator @xezzame.bsky.social wanted to see how the original Toa Mata from #Bionicle would look as Spartans from #Halo. So we created these!

Repost is appreciated! (hurry before Lego takes it down)❤️

#HaloSpotlight

Individual pics in thread!👇
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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🍓 the cafe is now open!! 🍓

today ill be playing deadrising 2: off the record with @detectivesimon.bsky.social!!! please join us for an evening in fortune city!! ✨🩷🍓

»— twitch.tv/acupoffelicity

#acupoffelicity🍓#felimoment🍓#feliciteagallery
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A Photojournalist and a Motocross Champion walk into a Mall | one last collab to round off @acupoffelicity.bsky.social's birthday month

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a yellow and white motorcycle with the word nutbars on the bottom
ALT: a yellow and white motorcycle with the word nutbars on the bottom
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September 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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🍓𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝒻𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃!🍓

today i'm playing ghost recon breakpoint with @detectivesimon.bsky.social!! this isnt the usual type of game i play so its exciting to try something new!!🍓✨🩷

»— twitch.tv/acupoffelicity

#acupoffelicity🍓#felimoment🍓#feliciteagallery
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
a fun little collab stream with @acupoffelicity.bsky.social this time as Ghosts.

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September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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🍓𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 🍓

im chilling out with the collab streams since my bday is over now haha! but i hope to see you sometime this week! we've got a lot of exciting stuff here :) 🩷✨🍓

»— twitch.tv/acupoffelicity

#acupoffelicity🍓 #feliciteagallery 🍓 #felimoment
September 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
what flavour is your sona?

coffee. straight coffee ice cream.
September 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
a rare Simon stream and this time he's streaming Arma!

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September 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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🍓STREAM MENU🍓

i'm back!!! i can't wait to stream and talk with you guys about sdcc and evo again!! ; w ; i hope to be welcomed back to open arms wahh... let's have fun this week!!!

twitch.tv/acupoffelicity

#acupoffelicity 🍓 #indievtuber🍓 #vtubersupport
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Battlefield 6 HYPE DAY!!!!

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August 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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but wait!! theres more!?! YOU CAN PLAY BINGO AND WIN A ✨FREE✨ STREET FIGHTER ACRYLIC STANDEE!! We have a lot of these so be sure to swing by and play! activities consist of supporting my artist friends, exploring EVO, and more!!
July 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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heres all the products i'll be bringing with me!! charms, stickers, pins, prints, and more!!!!!! i'm especially excited to debut my katamari gacha keychains for the first time!!
July 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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🍓EVO 2025 CATALOG🍓

You can find me and my pals @ table A23!! i'll be giving out kyoho stickers with every purchase, a free postcard for purchases over $30, AND a special collab item between me and @seiryuamuro.bsky.social when you purchase from me and @minomino.bsky.social @ table A13!!

#EVO2025
July 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Back into the Depths of the Norvinsk Region

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July 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
time to clock in at the cock shattering factory (tarkov)

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July 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
something something zomboid time

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July 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Grand return to streaming with ARMA Op

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June 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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"cleanup needed"

light enemy occupations tend to leave a large mess when facing SPARTAN commandos.

#blender #cycles #halofanart #halospotlight
like + repost! <3
June 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM