your favorite sexy goat herder
desapalooza.bsky.social
your favorite sexy goat herder
@desapalooza.bsky.social
desiree. she/her. bi. the sphinx protecting the food truck. digital diplomacy nerd. deathtech dabbler. all opinions are mine and doesn't that suck. @diceventures GM. 🇵🇭🇺🇸. icon: @MISOART_.
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With the demise of Joann's, I'm going to share a few online resources I've found. It's by no means exhaustive, but hopefully it helps folks find what they need. 🧵
February 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.
December 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Finally managed to delete everything over on Twitter/X. More bitter than sweet about it but at least I was able to import most of my archive here. Now back to hibernation. ♥️
November 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Calling all TTRPG Stock Artists! If you have stock art available for commercial license, please reply below! While I'm snowed in over winter break I want to look through hundreds of artists, please.

I especially want works from creators from traditionally marginalized groups in the TTRPG space.
November 13, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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I came across an outdated guide on image grid sizing crop/proportions for bsky earlier, and I felt it was important to create an updated version! Please use this new guide instead!
October 18, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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Trying to find someone on bluesky is like when you had to remember people’s phone numbers
October 8, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Screaming to the void but I'm pretty gutted that I can't make it to Big Bad Con this year anymore. It's my favorite of all the cons, the one I feel most at home in, so I'm very happy it's been growing and more people I admire are attending but sad not to be there. Fingers crossed for next year!
September 26, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Hey I made a quick welcome guide to BlueSky :)

There's tons more, but I think these few steps will get you up and enjoying it quickly.
August 21, 2023 at 10:35 PM
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PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
Bridge Access Program | CDCCenters for Disease Control and Prevention. CDC twenty four seven. Saving...
www.cdc.gov
September 19, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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I swear to fucking god I am so over this shit lol
August 26, 2023 at 5:02 AM
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every time i see this lady's headstone i go bananas again
August 17, 2023 at 3:22 PM
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Party of One is one of the best Actual Play podcasts out there, reskeet if you agree
August 10, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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[after sex] finally, I can take off this green ribbon
[after sex] finally, I can take off this hat
August 10, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
July 24, 2023 at 8:25 PM
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Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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{extremely cyndi lauper voice} 🎵if you’re lost you can look and you will find me,,, always online🎵
July 19, 2023 at 8:04 PM
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Apparently there was a bunch of anti-sex work discourse on here earlier. :(

Sex workers are real workers because sex work is real work. Anyone who is anti-sex work is anti-worker and anti-labor.
July 20, 2023 at 9:13 AM
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Good morning. Just a reminder; BLUESKY OWES ITS BLACK USERS A SERIOUS FUCKING APOLOGY AND A RENEWED COMMITMENT TO INCLUSIVITY AND SAFETY TO ITS BIPOC AND MARGINALIZED USERS.
July 14, 2023 at 1:06 PM
I feel like just a few days ago I saw a skeet about difficulty finding things on google, and the removal of pages/searches. And of course I can’t find it anymore
July 12, 2023 at 10:18 PM
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Shark Jesus, died for your fins.
Medicine Woman Jesus, died for your Quinn's
container store jesus died for your bins
July 10, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ Carmen Sandiego?
July 10, 2023 at 4:14 AM