Derp Cat
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"You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity."
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Nice
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Nice
I could smell the onions and mustard
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I could smell the onions and mustard
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Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
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Now the get this mad about them wanting to use military on cities challenge has begun, Hakeem, lets see what you got
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Now the get this mad about them wanting to use military on cities challenge has begun, Hakeem, lets see what you got
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Yell at someone else you old bitch I voted for your dogshit candidate last time
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yell at someone else you old bitch I voted for your dogshit candidate last time
BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
August 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
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"Your family is going to be murdered by AI death panels!"
There you go, @democrats.org free commercial idea. If you buy a bunch of ads on the free tv stations, you will scare the shit out of a bunch of old people and unemployed people and those are the folks you need to reach.
There you go, @democrats.org free commercial idea. If you buy a bunch of ads on the free tv stations, you will scare the shit out of a bunch of old people and unemployed people and those are the folks you need to reach.
I think the anti-techlord revolution will really pick up steam when a large number of people are denied care from a robot death panel. That'll do pig, that'll do it.
What a cursed sentence (gift link)
“The A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.”
“The A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.”
August 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Your family is going to be murdered by AI death panels!"
There you go, @democrats.org free commercial idea. If you buy a bunch of ads on the free tv stations, you will scare the shit out of a bunch of old people and unemployed people and those are the folks you need to reach.
There you go, @democrats.org free commercial idea. If you buy a bunch of ads on the free tv stations, you will scare the shit out of a bunch of old people and unemployed people and those are the folks you need to reach.
THANKS JOHN ROBERTS!
EVERY FUCKING MEDIA OUTLET SHOULD BE BLASTING THIS AT FULL VOLUME
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
THANKS JOHN ROBERTS!
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🥴American soldiers kneel and roll out a red carpet at the gangway of Putin's plane
August 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Where's your fucking suit, asshole?
I think Tim understands that if he doesn't wear the beanie, nobody knows who he is
Five months later Tim Poole is at the White House … inside with a hat on
August 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Where's your fucking suit, asshole?
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Okay, good on everyone involved.
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
August 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Okay, good on everyone involved.
Gonna have to check in on this and see how it ages.
I urge everyone who is understandably disturbed by the petition news to consider how very unlikely it is for the Court to even take this up, much less reverse Obergefell. Unlike abortion, marriage opponents don’t have the same social movement that anti-abortion forces did, which was core to the GOP.
Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.
August 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Gonna have to check in on this and see how it ages.
FUKKIN FREEEEEDOM!
www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
Oasis warned to 'remain silent' in the US amid fears over Donald Trump revenge
Liam and Noel Gallagher have been warned to keep quiet about Donald Trump in order to avoid any potential disruption to their upcoming Oasis comeback U.S. tour
www.irishstar.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
FUKKIN FREEEEEDOM!
www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
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This was my immediate reaction too.
Ivanna tell you a story about what happens to cornered rats...
And stairs
Ivanna tell you a story about what happens to cornered rats...
And stairs
if years of watching Oz and other prison-related television, this puts maxwell in danger from other inmates.
August 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This was my immediate reaction too.
Ivanna tell you a story about what happens to cornered rats...
And stairs
Ivanna tell you a story about what happens to cornered rats...
And stairs
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see this is all we’ve been asking of the dems — we obviously know we’re not in the majority right now but ffs we should be using every chance we get to throw sand in the gears like this
With floor action ground to a halt by Speaker Johnson over Dem amendments on the Epstein files, House Democrats are now using them to jam up committees.
Includes Appropriations, Energy & Commerce, Financial Services, and Education & Workforce, which just shut down as Rs try to figure what to do:
Includes Appropriations, Energy & Commerce, Financial Services, and Education & Workforce, which just shut down as Rs try to figure what to do:
![Politico: news - House Dems are prepping more Epstein-related amendment votes ahead of the Thursday CJS Approps [Commerce Justice Science Appropriations subcommittee] markup, per two aides](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k7eezr2ybq7cxtptak2q4uhp/bafkreibct4kn552m2easpmmg4zexn6f4fp2yztaphmn7y2zo6bmvxlyica@jpeg)
July 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
see this is all we’ve been asking of the dems — we obviously know we’re not in the majority right now but ffs we should be using every chance we get to throw sand in the gears like this
Awesome! I never need to pay for Newsweek.
Newsweek says Newsweek is obsolete.
Just GPT all your questions!! skip the expensive woke middle man!
Newsweek says Newsweek is obsolete.
Just GPT all your questions!! skip the expensive woke middle man!
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Awesome! I never need to pay for Newsweek.
Newsweek says Newsweek is obsolete.
Just GPT all your questions!! skip the expensive woke middle man!
Newsweek says Newsweek is obsolete.
Just GPT all your questions!! skip the expensive woke middle man!
"I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate"
Funny how the eggheads making robots put the robot rest phase as “taking a shit”
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate"
Well... That was a mistake.
I'm measurably stupider after reading that article.
Thanks
I'm measurably stupider after reading that article.
Thanks
June 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well... That was a mistake.
I'm measurably stupider after reading that article.
Thanks
I'm measurably stupider after reading that article.
Thanks
Mine are extra fluffy.
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June 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mine are extra fluffy.
Isn't this the plan?
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
Using AI makes you stupid, researchers find
Study reveals chatbots risk hampering development of critical thinking, memory and language skills
www.telegraph.co.uk
June 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Isn't this the plan?
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
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You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM