Deputy Funk
@deputyfunk.bsky.social
Haven't figured out something good to put here. Will I ever? Stay tuned. Or don't. I don't control you.
https://crassus.bandcamp.com/album/arm-the-whales
https://crassus.bandcamp.com/album/arm-the-whales
Every time I take a "DM" cold medicine I am reminded that people make meth.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every time I take a "DM" cold medicine I am reminded that people make meth.
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Sports has been letting me down but at least I have Perry's Peppermint Stick ice cream.
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sports has been letting me down but at least I have Perry's Peppermint Stick ice cream.
I think a great example of AI making something worse is the screen clip function on my galaxy note's s-pen. It was simple and great. They injected it with poison and...
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I think a great example of AI making something worse is the screen clip function on my galaxy note's s-pen. It was simple and great. They injected it with poison and...
It really is wild how they whited Jesus.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It really is wild how they whited Jesus.
Is it mathematically possible for every NFL team to go 9 and 8? Because this season makes it seem like it is possible.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is it mathematically possible for every NFL team to go 9 and 8? Because this season makes it seem like it is possible.
"You know how it's hard to do so many things all the time? Well what if we made it harder. People will love it."
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"You know how it's hard to do so many things all the time? Well what if we made it harder. People will love it."
Clearly QBs should not be allowed to run with the ball anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Clearly QBs should not be allowed to run with the ball anymore.
Thank you Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie for being so very concerned about my penis performance.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Thank you Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie for being so very concerned about my penis performance.
Losing sucks. Losing to the Dolphins extra sucks. Losing that badly to the Dolphins extra extra sucks. Losing to that wet turd Mike McDaniels makes me want to light myself on fire and run through town lighting everything on fire with my fire ridden body.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Losing sucks. Losing to the Dolphins extra sucks. Losing that badly to the Dolphins extra extra sucks. Losing to that wet turd Mike McDaniels makes me want to light myself on fire and run through town lighting everything on fire with my fire ridden body.
Buffalo Bills about to have the same record as the Chicago Bears
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Buffalo Bills about to have the same record as the Chicago Bears
Fire the coaching staff out of a cannon for this one. Bad plan. Bad execution. Go Sabres!
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fire the coaching staff out of a cannon for this one. Bad plan. Bad execution. Go Sabres!
YOUR BUFFALO BILLS WILD CARD CHAMPIONS!
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
YOUR BUFFALO BILLS WILD CARD CHAMPIONS!
Illegal formation on a kickoff pretty much sums it up for this Bills game
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Illegal formation on a kickoff pretty much sums it up for this Bills game
Deal Coleman. He isn't it
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Deal Coleman. He isn't it
It's weird that McDermott gave everyone the week off instead of preparing for this game, but I guess that's his choice.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's weird that McDermott gave everyone the week off instead of preparing for this game, but I guess that's his choice.
Bill making the Dolphins look like the Bills.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bill making the Dolphins look like the Bills.
I don't knownehat Joe Brady's gameplay was for this game, but it wasn't a good ome
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don't knownehat Joe Brady's gameplay was for this game, but it wasn't a good ome
When people say "Bills got to cute" with play calling, it's exactly shit like that.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When people say "Bills got to cute" with play calling, it's exactly shit like that.
I just completed a thought that started a few days ago, with no concious thought of it during the time between those moments.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I just completed a thought that started a few days ago, with no concious thought of it during the time between those moments.
If you aren't campaigning on either ideas, even far fetched*, that could actually benefit middle class and below or on outright destruction and accountability of Trump and all his allies; I really do not want to hear from you.
*must be positive leaning. So like, no truly evil ideas.
*must be positive leaning. So like, no truly evil ideas.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you aren't campaigning on either ideas, even far fetched*, that could actually benefit middle class and below or on outright destruction and accountability of Trump and all his allies; I really do not want to hear from you.
*must be positive leaning. So like, no truly evil ideas.
*must be positive leaning. So like, no truly evil ideas.
If I had a dating profile in interests it would say "getting irrationally upset at episodes of Law and Order (multiple versions)"
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If I had a dating profile in interests it would say "getting irrationally upset at episodes of Law and Order (multiple versions)"
I want the OT losing Sabres back please.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I want the OT losing Sabres back please.
Things didn't really need to get this ridiculous. Unbeleivable.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Things didn't really need to get this ridiculous. Unbeleivable.
I don't care if you beleive in a god or not; the lifecycle of a wooly bear caterpillar is amazing.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don't care if you beleive in a god or not; the lifecycle of a wooly bear caterpillar is amazing.