David Kelly
@denvek.bsky.social
We’re just normal men.
"Leave it, he's not worth it!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We’re just normal men.
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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Okay this is a good headline
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists
The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires.
Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay this is a good headline
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Honestly can’t tell if today’s Minute Cryptic clue is great or terrible.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Honestly can’t tell if today’s Minute Cryptic clue is great or terrible.
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Once more with feeling
June 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Once more with feeling
So minor I only recognised the newly-signed Manchester United footballer because he was buying a magazine with his own face on it (Diego Forlan)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So minor I only recognised the newly-signed Manchester United footballer because he was buying a magazine with his own face on it (Diego Forlan)
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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
www.bbc.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
Adrian Chiles has discovered the word “edgelord”. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I’ve learned a new word – and now I’m seeing the people it describes everywhere | Adrian Chiles
Do you spout controversial opinions, even if you don’t believe them, just to attract attention? There’s a name for you (and me), writes Adrian Chiles
www.theguardian.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Adrian Chiles has discovered the word “edgelord”. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Oh wait I’ve got something for this
May 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh wait I’ve got something for this
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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Sod it. I haven't done a Columbothon in a while.
Reply with:
- A screengrab of a donation of goods/cash (ANY amount) to PAWS
- Name of an actor of your choice.
I will give you a fake plot summary of a Columbo episode in which they are the murderer.
Reskeet to spread the word. Kitties need food.
Reply with:
- A screengrab of a donation of goods/cash (ANY amount) to PAWS
- Name of an actor of your choice.
I will give you a fake plot summary of a Columbo episode in which they are the murderer.
Reskeet to spread the word. Kitties need food.
Helpppp! We’re low on paper towels AND wet kitten food & our smallest residents would be very grateful for any items you can send.
Kitten season is officially in full swing & with so many little ones to feed & clean up after, we’re running through supplies much faster than usual! 🧵
Kitten season is officially in full swing & with so many little ones to feed & clean up after, we’re running through supplies much faster than usual! 🧵
April 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sod it. I haven't done a Columbothon in a while.
Reply with:
- A screengrab of a donation of goods/cash (ANY amount) to PAWS
- Name of an actor of your choice.
I will give you a fake plot summary of a Columbo episode in which they are the murderer.
Reskeet to spread the word. Kitties need food.
Reply with:
- A screengrab of a donation of goods/cash (ANY amount) to PAWS
- Name of an actor of your choice.
I will give you a fake plot summary of a Columbo episode in which they are the murderer.
Reskeet to spread the word. Kitties need food.
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Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
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Sometimes there’s too much going on in the world and you need to look at a large ridiculous bird for a minute.
shoebill (Balaeniceps rex)
shoebill (Balaeniceps rex)
April 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sometimes there’s too much going on in the world and you need to look at a large ridiculous bird for a minute.
shoebill (Balaeniceps rex)
shoebill (Balaeniceps rex)
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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in A.D. 2101
war was beginning
war was beginning
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
in A.D. 2101
war was beginning
war was beginning
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DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS
March 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS
The Tory power stance has made its way across the Atlantic
I haven’t seen a stance that wide since Sen Larry Craig.
Was the earth shaking at Steak and Shake?
Was the earth shaking at Steak and Shake?
March 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Tory power stance has made its way across the Atlantic
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there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information
iainbanks.co.uk
iainbanks.co.uk
February 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information
iainbanks.co.uk
iainbanks.co.uk
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i just found out that you can briskly walk the distance from the house of the prophet abraham to the house of ea-nasir the copper trader in under a minute and i genuinely don't know what to do with that information
February 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i just found out that you can briskly walk the distance from the house of the prophet abraham to the house of ea-nasir the copper trader in under a minute and i genuinely don't know what to do with that information
I’ve never actually watched Twin Peaks but with what I know about it I’m assuming this is an actual horse being interviewed
hell yeah
January 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’ve never actually watched Twin Peaks but with what I know about it I’m assuming this is an actual horse being interviewed
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.