DenimGlasses
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Yall mentioned near the end that you both feel a cop coming this year - statistically you may be right.
Schmetzer won MLS Cup in 16, then again in 19, CCL in 22. Each of those are the years apart. We are in the third year after a cup win - Schmetzer's got the juice for another
Schmetzer won MLS Cup in 16, then again in 19, CCL in 22. Each of those are the years apart. We are in the third year after a cup win - Schmetzer's got the juice for another
I've been saying it ALL YEAR - Brian Schmetzer was gonna win us another trophy!
We've got 4 data points now, it's a fucking lock for 2028.
We've got 4 data points now, it's a fucking lock for 2028.
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I think all the time about how the guy who did this had only gotten reliable Internet access for the first time earlier that year. Like an Old Testament prophet for the coming of AI psychosis.
the Comet Ping Pong attack was nine years ago today—weeks after Trump’s 2016 win—and inspired by a conspiracy theory promoted by Jack Posobiec, who was recently invited to the White House, demands antifa be designated a terrorist group, and asked questions as “press” at the Pentagon this week
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think all the time about how the guy who did this had only gotten reliable Internet access for the first time earlier that year. Like an Old Testament prophet for the coming of AI psychosis.
Never stop posting, Mr. Gibson
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Never stop posting, Mr. Gibson
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Just a quiet, sad little PSA.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just a quiet, sad little PSA.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
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I haven't seen a team lose second balls like Liverpool since Lance Armstrong was wearing the yellow jersey
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I haven't seen a team lose second balls like Liverpool since Lance Armstrong was wearing the yellow jersey
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
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This came up in FB Memories today, and,
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This came up in FB Memories today, and,
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
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Best news I've heard in weeks. Fuck this asshole - burn in hell
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Best news I've heard in weeks. Fuck this asshole - burn in hell
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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PlayStation 2 launched 25 years ago in North America (October 26, 2000)
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
PlayStation 2 launched 25 years ago in North America (October 26, 2000)
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Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.
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Congrats to the Mariners on winning the Battle of the Somme of baseball games. I think the Jays will have a tougher time against them because they will not be fueled by pure liquid Yankee hatred. Mariners are downright likeable.
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Congrats to the Mariners on winning the Battle of the Somme of baseball games. I think the Jays will have a tougher time against them because they will not be fueled by pure liquid Yankee hatred. Mariners are downright likeable.
This is exactly it
Previously I've worked retail retail for a few years. It is so easy to compliment people - as they say here, it just has to be regarding something they mare a choice about.
Previously I've worked retail retail for a few years. It is so easy to compliment people - as they say here, it just has to be regarding something they mare a choice about.
Pick something about their appearance that was a choice they made, and say it's nice.
"I love that shade of pink in your hair."
"That's a lovely scarf."
"That's some gorgeous line work on your tattoo."
It is not, it turns out, very hard to do well.
"I love that shade of pink in your hair."
"That's a lovely scarf."
"That's some gorgeous line work on your tattoo."
It is not, it turns out, very hard to do well.
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is exactly it
Previously I've worked retail retail for a few years. It is so easy to compliment people - as they say here, it just has to be regarding something they mare a choice about.
Previously I've worked retail retail for a few years. It is so easy to compliment people - as they say here, it just has to be regarding something they mare a choice about.
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What these people are actually talking to is a brain-eating parasite that was sent by a malevolent proprietor, a grotesque freak made mad by money, the shell of a person who can simulate everything but experience nothing.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What these people are actually talking to is a brain-eating parasite that was sent by a malevolent proprietor, a grotesque freak made mad by money, the shell of a person who can simulate everything but experience nothing.
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Can a machine’s zombie love me? Can the echo of heartbeat hear itself? Asking if the computer is alive is to lobotomize yourself with the sophistry of billionaires. Get a fucking grip
October 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Can a machine’s zombie love me? Can the echo of heartbeat hear itself? Asking if the computer is alive is to lobotomize yourself with the sophistry of billionaires. Get a fucking grip
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(chant for posters who prize their beards) im always normal / never weird / this vow i swear / by my beard
August 9, 2023 at 5:19 PM
(chant for posters who prize their beards) im always normal / never weird / this vow i swear / by my beard