D. Engles-Hopper
@dengleshopper.bsky.social
I write queer absurdist smut for people with chronic tummy troubles who are mad at society. More coming soon!
(They/Them)
(They/Them)
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Ok, here’s an excerpt from this novellete.
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
![As her dom, Deanna teased its circuits with light taps of a whip. The computer woman gave short gasps with each smack. After it had been riled up enough, Deanna imagined herself slathering lube on the whip’s handle and rubbing it along the synthetic lips of its [Blacked out word]. The heat of her desire gushed forth in waves the further she lost herself in the scene. Her eyes closed as she felt the thrill of controlling this sentient word-vomit robot. She](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drzqhxrrch4rphln7b2eifbo/bafkreidvlg2yi2qz76utzwkv6qd7pxzrqcjryt5uualbafblh6wvsrki74@jpeg)
October 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Ok, here’s an excerpt from this novellete.
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Just thought of a gender neutral way to say ‘short king’/‘short queen’
Mini Majesty 🫅
You’re welcome if you love it, sorry I don’t actually know what I’m typing if you don’t 😂
Mini Majesty 🫅
You’re welcome if you love it, sorry I don’t actually know what I’m typing if you don’t 😂
October 25, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Just thought of a gender neutral way to say ‘short king’/‘short queen’
Mini Majesty 🫅
You’re welcome if you love it, sorry I don’t actually know what I’m typing if you don’t 😂
Mini Majesty 🫅
You’re welcome if you love it, sorry I don’t actually know what I’m typing if you don’t 😂
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I'm also noticing an ENORMOUS uptick in the number of people only interacting with the first post in an obvious thread in which the following posts are necessary for context, so consider checking y'all's settings to see if this is on?
You may be missing major parts of people's posts.
You may be missing major parts of people's posts.
October 23, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I'm also noticing an ENORMOUS uptick in the number of people only interacting with the first post in an obvious thread in which the following posts are necessary for context, so consider checking y'all's settings to see if this is on?
You may be missing major parts of people's posts.
You may be missing major parts of people's posts.
My MC is aro, so not falling in love, and the stakes aren’t high enough to be world shaking…
How about we say it’s about falling into yourself (metaphorically) and away from a vice
How about we say it’s about falling into yourself (metaphorically) and away from a vice
What are the stakes of your #FirstDraftFall story? Something big like saving the world? Something small like falling in love?
PS: These questions are based on our First Draft Fall worksheets! For the full worksheets, join our membership program at ko-fi.com/weeknightw...
PS: These questions are based on our First Draft Fall worksheets! For the full worksheets, join our membership program at ko-fi.com/weeknightw...
October 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My MC is aro, so not falling in love, and the stakes aren’t high enough to be world shaking…
How about we say it’s about falling into yourself (metaphorically) and away from a vice
How about we say it’s about falling into yourself (metaphorically) and away from a vice
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If you're a creator who:
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
October 24, 2024 at 9:46 AM
If you're a creator who:
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
No matter how hard I try, I have to admit that vibes are not a sustainable breakfast.
Guess I’ll eat something 😭
Guess I’ll eat something 😭
October 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
No matter how hard I try, I have to admit that vibes are not a sustainable breakfast.
Guess I’ll eat something 😭
Guess I’ll eat something 😭
Explain your WIP badly:
She doinks a computer because relationships are scary.
She doinks a computer because relationships are scary.
Explain your WIP badly:
This house is full of bisexuals and some of them are vampires and also everyone's probably gonna die
This house is full of bisexuals and some of them are vampires and also everyone's probably gonna die
Explain your wip badly:
1874 New Yorker starts a new job IN Southern Maine and the culture shock of Coastal Gothic threatens to drag her under the waves. Or maybe it's the ghosts or the dead wife or the weird staff or the cute sister or the hot widower or the what the fuck is up with this HOUSE-
1874 New Yorker starts a new job IN Southern Maine and the culture shock of Coastal Gothic threatens to drag her under the waves. Or maybe it's the ghosts or the dead wife or the weird staff or the cute sister or the hot widower or the what the fuck is up with this HOUSE-
October 19, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Explain your WIP badly:
She doinks a computer because relationships are scary.
She doinks a computer because relationships are scary.
Did something happen on Twitter? I left that dumpster fire but I hear they’re some newskies bursting in?
I love bursting ins! Hi new ones. I’m D, a nonbinary writer/gremlin of all things spicy and absurd. What is up? 🥰
I love bursting ins! Hi new ones. I’m D, a nonbinary writer/gremlin of all things spicy and absurd. What is up? 🥰
October 17, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Did something happen on Twitter? I left that dumpster fire but I hear they’re some newskies bursting in?
I love bursting ins! Hi new ones. I’m D, a nonbinary writer/gremlin of all things spicy and absurd. What is up? 🥰
I love bursting ins! Hi new ones. I’m D, a nonbinary writer/gremlin of all things spicy and absurd. What is up? 🥰
Ok, here’s an excerpt from this novellete.
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
October 16, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Ok, here’s an excerpt from this novellete.
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
October 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Ok, here’s an excerpt from this novellete.
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for 🍑💦 and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.
Be kind. Still being edited 😅
#writingcomminity 🚀🌈📚
🔥✍️
Maybe I’ll share a bit of this novelette I’m working on… just enough to titillate you all, but not reveal the concept 😘
October 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Maybe I’ll share a bit of this novelette I’m working on… just enough to titillate you all, but not reveal the concept 😘
Honestly, just forgo this and cremate me. I’m sure it’ll be pretty colors like that science experiment with the gummy bears. 🐻
Surely that’ll allow me to ascend
Surely that’ll allow me to ascend
October 13, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Honestly, just forgo this and cremate me. I’m sure it’ll be pretty colors like that science experiment with the gummy bears. 🐻
Surely that’ll allow me to ascend
Surely that’ll allow me to ascend
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*to the tune of ‘Let It Be’ by the Beatles* whisper words of rizzdom, skibidiiii!!!
October 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
*to the tune of ‘Let It Be’ by the Beatles* whisper words of rizzdom, skibidiiii!!!
*to the tune of ‘Let It Be’ by the Beatles* whisper words of rizzdom, skibidiiii!!!
October 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
*to the tune of ‘Let It Be’ by the Beatles* whisper words of rizzdom, skibidiiii!!!
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Hiya! My name is Luma (Xe/Xem) and I run the Webcomic Library, a project that works to bring together different corners of the comics community. The WCL Database has +2,000 series and is archived by the Library of Congress.
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Webcomic Library | Tagpacker
A lover of webcomics who wants to share that passion with others! Archived by the Library of Congress
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October 11, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Hiya! My name is Luma (Xe/Xem) and I run the Webcomic Library, a project that works to bring together different corners of the comics community. The WCL Database has +2,000 series and is archived by the Library of Congress.
tagpacker.com/user/webcomi...
linktr.ee/WebcomicLibr...
tagpacker.com/user/webcomi...
linktr.ee/WebcomicLibr...
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To pin: Hi! Buy my book? It's a cozy queer slice-of-life portal fantasy novel with a middle-aged Jewish (OTD) protagonist starting anew in a kinder, more thoughtful world. Civics, divinity, alchemy/chemistry, & magic! Friendship, healing from trauma, spinny skirts!🌈📚💙
www.amazon.com/Quill-Still-...
www.amazon.com/Quill-Still-...
October 11, 2024 at 12:22 AM
To pin: Hi! Buy my book? It's a cozy queer slice-of-life portal fantasy novel with a middle-aged Jewish (OTD) protagonist starting anew in a kinder, more thoughtful world. Civics, divinity, alchemy/chemistry, & magic! Friendship, healing from trauma, spinny skirts!🌈📚💙
www.amazon.com/Quill-Still-...
www.amazon.com/Quill-Still-...
Would love to connect with more queer book nerds and writers 👉👈
I promise I’m fun and only bite if you request it
#writingcommunity
🌈📚
I promise I’m fun and only bite if you request it
#writingcommunity
🌈📚
October 10, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Would love to connect with more queer book nerds and writers 👉👈
I promise I’m fun and only bite if you request it
#writingcommunity
🌈📚
I promise I’m fun and only bite if you request it
#writingcommunity
🌈📚
If you want to make your local cybertruck owner, anxious all you need is a water hose apparently.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge is power.
I got really sick of the “I saw my first Cybertruck” posts because I already saw pictures and know they look like shit but my brothers and sisters I just saw my first Cybertruck and truly what the fuck lmao what the fuck is that thing
October 9, 2024 at 5:29 PM
If you want to make your local cybertruck owner, anxious all you need is a water hose apparently.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge is power.
Just because International Lesbians had a day yesterday doesn’t mean your local lesbians don’t need a hug or a serenade. Go love your local lesbians!
October 9, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Just because International Lesbians had a day yesterday doesn’t mean your local lesbians don’t need a hug or a serenade. Go love your local lesbians!
So there’s a hurricane that’s so bad they’re thinking of adding a new category to the “how bad is the hurricane” meter & you know shitheads will still say climate change isn’t real. 👻
October 9, 2024 at 11:49 AM
So there’s a hurricane that’s so bad they’re thinking of adding a new category to the “how bad is the hurricane” meter & you know shitheads will still say climate change isn’t real. 👻
As an author, it’s easier to converse with the voices in my head than an actual person 👀. They talk back, but my character only say wonderful things 🫠
The weird thing about being an author is that writing a 300-page book is 1000 times easier than convincing one person to buy it.
September 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
As an author, it’s easier to converse with the voices in my head than an actual person 👀. They talk back, but my character only say wonderful things 🫠
This is why I’m terrible at social media. I hop on once every 5 days and spew some shenanigans, then go “well that was fun”
Social media is first and foremost to me a place to post silly thoughts about silly things.
September 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
This is why I’m terrible at social media. I hop on once every 5 days and spew some shenanigans, then go “well that was fun”