Spice girls wannabe uses zee and not zed
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Spice girls wannabe uses zee and not zed
I spent a long time not really knowing what shape of tree “oak” refers to. One major clue should have been the tree pictures prominently featured on the street signs of Oakland
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I spent a long time not really knowing what shape of tree “oak” refers to. One major clue should have been the tree pictures prominently featured on the street signs of Oakland
I am stalemating a lot of matches with the easiest chess bot cuz i have no idea wtf im doing
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am stalemating a lot of matches with the easiest chess bot cuz i have no idea wtf im doing
The upcoming concert notifications are useless to me. Idk if I’m gonna feel like standing in a line on Thursday, August 13, 2026
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The upcoming concert notifications are useless to me. Idk if I’m gonna feel like standing in a line on Thursday, August 13, 2026
Narrowly avoided having to leave the house today. That was way too close
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Narrowly avoided having to leave the house today. That was way too close
Reposted by Braidmaster
Nothing on two sentence horror beats the actual things I read on finance subs every single day
“I don’t need professional help with my divorce. My 401(k) is an equal property state” [SIC FOR MULTIPLE REASONS]
“I don’t need professional help with my divorce. My 401(k) is an equal property state” [SIC FOR MULTIPLE REASONS]
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Nothing on two sentence horror beats the actual things I read on finance subs every single day
“I don’t need professional help with my divorce. My 401(k) is an equal property state” [SIC FOR MULTIPLE REASONS]
“I don’t need professional help with my divorce. My 401(k) is an equal property state” [SIC FOR MULTIPLE REASONS]
> Take butter out overnight
> Reread recipe
> “Cold unsalted butter”
> Reread recipe
> “Cold unsalted butter”
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
> Take butter out overnight
> Reread recipe
> “Cold unsalted butter”
> Reread recipe
> “Cold unsalted butter”
I immediately distrust any couples social media account
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I immediately distrust any couples social media account
Wait was Kira’s mom named Meru because of 諦める (the A is silent) like because she gave in… to… you know
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wait was Kira’s mom named Meru because of 諦める (the A is silent) like because she gave in… to… you know
Don’t buy into the “Third time’s the charm” overachiever propaganda. Sometimes it doesn’t click until your fifth mambo or hungarian dance
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Don’t buy into the “Third time’s the charm” overachiever propaganda. Sometimes it doesn’t click until your fifth mambo or hungarian dance
The needle drops and ending monologue were wayyyy too greys adjacent for my own personal comfort
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The needle drops and ending monologue were wayyyy too greys adjacent for my own personal comfort
Not that I would have wanted to take Marie’s original promotion to begin with, but I’d do that over the actual choice
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Not that I would have wanted to take Marie’s original promotion to begin with, but I’d do that over the actual choice
Antidote to tech’s superiority complex is seeing them be sooo confidently incorrect about basic civics on the local subreddit
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Antidote to tech’s superiority complex is seeing them be sooo confidently incorrect about basic civics on the local subreddit
Is the judicial department (snw) different from the advocate general’s office (referenced in voyager)? Does that mean Janeway thought Kim was SG’s office material
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Is the judicial department (snw) different from the advocate general’s office (referenced in voyager)? Does that mean Janeway thought Kim was SG’s office material
Just got a sizzling hot reminder of why you should wear a shirt when you cook
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just got a sizzling hot reminder of why you should wear a shirt when you cook
Slowly dawning on me to my horror that I am a toddler (direct correlation between sleep schedule deviations and crankiness)
October 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Slowly dawning on me to my horror that I am a toddler (direct correlation between sleep schedule deviations and crankiness)
I know that the nocturneop9no2aissance started earlier than this year, but damn if it hasn’t been the perfect 2025 montage soundtrack
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I know that the nocturneop9no2aissance started earlier than this year, but damn if it hasn’t been the perfect 2025 montage soundtrack
Janine being a chocolate with rainbow sprinkles donut person is literally me (source: actually on wednesday)
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Janine being a chocolate with rainbow sprinkles donut person is literally me (source: actually on wednesday)
I correctly wrote the date as 10/3/25 on my flu shot form and went into 30 full seconds of existential crisis that it was somehow “December” already before my brain cells reactivated and reminded me to ignore the “Dec”
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I correctly wrote the date as 10/3/25 on my flu shot form and went into 30 full seconds of existential crisis that it was somehow “December” already before my brain cells reactivated and reminded me to ignore the “Dec”
Reposted by Braidmaster
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
It made my day that greys got an honorable mention in a bad tv law thread. Be the most at what you do in all fields
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It made my day that greys got an honorable mention in a bad tv law thread. Be the most at what you do in all fields
Me when I marry my longtime chess rival
September 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me when I marry my longtime chess rival
Common euphoric reels moment
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Common euphoric reels moment
Just thinking about the genius of the “one after the magna carta” plot point because I truly can’t think of anything better they could have used to make chuck sound like he’s having a mental crisis, but in reality/from chucks perspective… it’s Literally The Magna Carta
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just thinking about the genius of the “one after the magna carta” plot point because I truly can’t think of anything better they could have used to make chuck sound like he’s having a mental crisis, but in reality/from chucks perspective… it’s Literally The Magna Carta