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DefectiveCandy
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✨World's Okayest Magical Girl. ✨
I play/GM a lot of Pathfinder and Starfinder.
Secretly a Furby.
🌲I wander around in the woods a lot looking for trinkets. 🌲
She/Her
My ultimate Black Friday deal. Thanks Cards Against Humanity. I'm looking forward to embarrassing my spouse wearing this to Red Lobster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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old church cookbooks are absolutely incredible content. we should bring them back. don’t even need the church part, just get a hundred of your loosest acquaintances and make a cookbook
Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In my learning Japanese journey, I've been striving to practice more. One way I'm doing that is with JP only social accounts, so if you happen to have the same check out my alt here: @pidgelime.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One of our local conservancy groups did a wreath making from scratch class using local clipping, and I'm kinda obsessed. I don't think I did too shabby for my first time. I want to scavenge my property and make more.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm to a point in my life that I am excited that Meijer has 5lb bags of potatoes on sale this week for 99¢ and I'm ok with that.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have some confused plant life in my yard...but it is nice to see some fresh blooming flowers....I should check for heating leaks 😅
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Suddenly in the market for new N95 masks. I don't know why but my trusty ones I've been wearing for years have started making my face burn where they make contact. Wish I would have thought to pick up more in Japan to try but was unsure on face size.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Spoilers for Book Suffer No Kings.

Was listening to Book 3 of Otherworld Anarchist.
Kinda got blindsided with cancer diagnosis, thought it was a magical malady. Will have to DNF for now, was not in the right headspace when literally driving to see one of my moms whose fighting cancer.
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All the new additions to the best birb collection I bought from our recent Japan trip. Pidgey does not get enough love, but was super excited to see on some Pokemon ZA merch.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hope you all had a Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We shouldn't diss on the popularity of 67. Look how far 6 has come. When we were kids 6 was afraid of 7, because 789.
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I only bring home the best souvenirs for the dog-child.
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I've been on a weird lamp kick as of late. Lava lamps, little table lamps, funky night lights, string lights. Doesn't matter...anything to grab a little comfy glow.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I would like to have a word with whomever thought it was a bright idea to put motion sensor flushing on an airplane toilet...
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Every fiber of my being is screaming don't go home, but alas, the time has come to head back to the states.
October 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Some great thrifting finds at the flea market today. The Casio Japanese dictionary was only ¥100 yen!
October 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a fancy photographer...but I really do love how this shot came out.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I got overconfident in my body's ability to process lactose..but it was worth it!
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Got what I came to Japan for, I can go home now 😂
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Ugh, the people sitting across from us at the airport are sick af, and not in the cool way. They are snotty and coughing, and just loaded up on Nyquil. Dude I get it, you don't want to miss going to Japan, but thanks for risking the rest of us.
October 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I didn't realize how much weight I'd lost this year until I went to try on my winter jacket and it was laughably too large. Officially 40lbs!! Woo!
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ok, but now the question is why didn't I want to transfer him to begin with....he wasn't perfect, and I'm not seeing anything special about it. 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The anxiety in me makes me want to show up 2 hours early to the airport... the practical side of me is saying 2 hours for Grand Rapids, even with the gov shut down is laughable.
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The old man doesn't want me to study, only scritches.
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Got some good news today! Although the cancer is considered terminal, the main mass had shrank by over half after 1 round of chemo & 3 days of radiation!! She is not the only one breathing easier today! Now I can go on my trip without worry.
Nothing like finding out one of your moms has some really nasty cancer then having to go into work the next day and do all your employee reviews like nothing is wrong. I just want to curl up and have a good cry, instead I'm filling out performance evals. Fuck.
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM