building up a layer of seasoning on a pan is the closest real life ever gets to leveling up a good video game sword

I've got this week off, and I'll need to stay at home. What's worse to start, Balatro or Factorio?

every time i have to hang a sweater up i think “there’s no way mr rogers did this every fucking day”

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink

getting one of those popsocket things for my phone really did wonders for my social media addiction

what a brilliant starter pack go.bsky.app/44frD6x

I've never been interested in twitter, but I'm a sucker for participating in the zeitgeist.

gotta get your username secured before all the good ones are taken.

to catch a bus you must think like a bus