@deeners.bsky.social
Sports fanatic, puzzle enthusiast. Moved from LA to Seattle because the weather is better 😎. My dog is cute af. Dodgers/Mariners/Seahawks fan
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Actual picture of the greater Seattle area tonight #wawx
a picture of a cloud with rain coming out of it
ALT: a picture of a cloud with rain coming out of it
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Actual picture of the greater Seattle area tonight #wawx
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This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
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Maybe if we vaccinate our kids, they will have the energy and durability to do a single pullup, unlike this guy.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Maybe if we vaccinate our kids, they will have the energy and durability to do a single pullup, unlike this guy.
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I have never asked ChatGPT a single thing in my life and I NEVER WILL.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have never asked ChatGPT a single thing in my life and I NEVER WILL.
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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It's so funny that ten years ago mini gyms/family areas would've been an Obama pilot program in one airport with no budget anyway, and these guys would have been, "An AIRPORT is God's anointed NODE of BUSINESS, for MEN, you should not be able to pass security unless you EAT a HAMBURDER."
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced $1 billion in federal funding to improve the passenger experience at airports. It’s part of a campaign to “Make Travel Family Friendly.”
MAHA for airports: Trump officials pitch mini-gyms, more play areas
The Transportation Department is encouraging airports to apply for funding under a campaign to “Make Travel Family Friendly Again.”
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's so funny that ten years ago mini gyms/family areas would've been an Obama pilot program in one airport with no budget anyway, and these guys would have been, "An AIRPORT is God's anointed NODE of BUSINESS, for MEN, you should not be able to pass security unless you EAT a HAMBURDER."
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Skill. Issue.
Once, during a storm, an older gentleman knocked on my Cuban godmother’s door and after some pantomime because neither spoke much English, she determined he needed eggs. She gave him the last of what she had even though she was on a fixed income. 1/6
Once, during a storm, an older gentleman knocked on my Cuban godmother’s door and after some pantomime because neither spoke much English, she determined he needed eggs. She gave him the last of what she had even though she was on a fixed income. 1/6
Vance has such contempt for his supporters, it's wild.
"How do you borrow a cup of sugar?"
"How do you borrow a cup of sugar?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Skill. Issue.
Once, during a storm, an older gentleman knocked on my Cuban godmother’s door and after some pantomime because neither spoke much English, she determined he needed eggs. She gave him the last of what she had even though she was on a fixed income. 1/6
Once, during a storm, an older gentleman knocked on my Cuban godmother’s door and after some pantomime because neither spoke much English, she determined he needed eggs. She gave him the last of what she had even though she was on a fixed income. 1/6
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Some days, AI feels like a penis.
1) Tech bros are proud of theirs.
2) It's been shoved everywhere.
3) No one demands it.
4) Completely useless for most.
1) Tech bros are proud of theirs.
2) It's been shoved everywhere.
3) No one demands it.
4) Completely useless for most.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some days, AI feels like a penis.
1) Tech bros are proud of theirs.
2) It's been shoved everywhere.
3) No one demands it.
4) Completely useless for most.
1) Tech bros are proud of theirs.
2) It's been shoved everywhere.
3) No one demands it.
4) Completely useless for most.
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there's no reason for a non evil person to have mr. beast's number
"You know what they were looking for? They were looking for Mr. Beast’s number, which, strangely, I had," the California governor explained.
Newsom Reveals Son Accidentally Called Trump
The California governor said his kids wanted to talk to Mr. Beast.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
there's no reason for a non evil person to have mr. beast's number
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Joke from the CHS Facebook group: "Should speed up response times..."
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Joke from the CHS Facebook group: "Should speed up response times..."
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There has to be a First Amendment loophole where we can outlaw him specifically saying certain words
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There has to be a First Amendment loophole where we can outlaw him specifically saying certain words
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when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous
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Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants.
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants.
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
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Sean Duffy brings enormous HOA energy to the DOT.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sean Duffy brings enormous HOA energy to the DOT.
…because nothing will improve the airport experience like having to be crammed into a tin can with sweaty people who just finished a workout sesh
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
…because nothing will improve the airport experience like having to be crammed into a tin can with sweaty people who just finished a workout sesh
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Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
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How does this fit with their understanding of "biological sex"? Are trans men allowed the full-size portions? Does the waiter decide, or are we going to be getting tested at the entrance to save time?
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How does this fit with their understanding of "biological sex"? Are trans men allowed the full-size portions? Does the waiter decide, or are we going to be getting tested at the entrance to save time?
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washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch
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too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
