debbieballard.bsky.social
@debbieballard.bsky.social
Sports-loving Hokie 🦃⚽️⚾️🏈
Me seeing Tim Tebow on my television after living through him in the NFL
a man with long black hair wearing a black cape
ALT: a man with long black hair wearing a black cape
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December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me seeing Tim Tebow on my television after living through him in the NFL
Smoked ham with a brown sugar cherry glaze
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Smoked ham with a brown sugar cherry glaze
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Don’t wait for Festivus. Air your grievances now and save money on buying gifts for family members you don’t like!
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Don’t wait for Festivus. Air your grievances now and save money on buying gifts for family members you don’t like!
Brb, never moving again
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Brb, never moving again
Lol my company apparently uses Cloudflare because our entire system is down and I'm getting paid to eat Dunkin at my desk
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lol my company apparently uses Cloudflare because our entire system is down and I'm getting paid to eat Dunkin at my desk
Do any of y'all have any fun desk plants/lamps/fun deco to recommend that helps to liven up your work environment?
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Do any of y'all have any fun desk plants/lamps/fun deco to recommend that helps to liven up your work environment?
This is why you pay attention to how many cookies per sheet the recipe recommends
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is why you pay attention to how many cookies per sheet the recipe recommends
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the trauma she experienced as a child
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the trauma she experienced as a child
Finally Georgia-bound with a pit stop in Blacksburg tonight. Vacation can't come soon enough
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Finally Georgia-bound with a pit stop in Blacksburg tonight. Vacation can't come soon enough
Y'all I will be in Blacksburg tonight and I can't fucking wait
a mascot in a turkey costume is standing on one leg
ALT: a mascot in a turkey costume is standing on one leg
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October 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Y'all I will be in Blacksburg tonight and I can't fucking wait
New England is unacceptably beautiful. I might never come back
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
New England is unacceptably beautiful. I might never come back
Today starts a five week stretch wherein at least one day per week is a paid day off (Jewish holidays). We're kicking it off by submitting my passport application, packing for Vermont with the sidepiece, and filing for divorce.
I have in fact been raptured into heaven, I fear.
I have in fact been raptured into heaven, I fear.
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Today starts a five week stretch wherein at least one day per week is a paid day off (Jewish holidays). We're kicking it off by submitting my passport application, packing for Vermont with the sidepiece, and filing for divorce.
I have in fact been raptured into heaven, I fear.
I have in fact been raptured into heaven, I fear.
While I *love* that Wilson has yet to throw a pass in this game, I need him do to so and hopefully throw multiple interceptions so the Giants will finally bench his musty ass and end this torturous experiment
September 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
While I *love* that Wilson has yet to throw a pass in this game, I need him do to so and hopefully throw multiple interceptions so the Giants will finally bench his musty ass and end this torturous experiment
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone but America is giving off some real “yikes” vibes
September 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but America is giving off some real “yikes” vibes
The Mets, in a must-win game, stranded loaded bases to end the 9th, conceded an inside the park home run in extras, and struck out looking to end in a loss against the Nats.
I will never forgive you people for making me so attached to this stupid sport.
I will never forgive you people for making me so attached to this stupid sport.
September 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The Mets, in a must-win game, stranded loaded bases to end the 9th, conceded an inside the park home run in extras, and struck out looking to end in a loss against the Nats.
I will never forgive you people for making me so attached to this stupid sport.
I will never forgive you people for making me so attached to this stupid sport.
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Checking in on the Hokies
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire saying "let it burn"
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September 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Checking in on the Hokies
I am not looking forward to getting hurt again, Hokies
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I am not looking forward to getting hurt again, Hokies
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The hagiography of Charlie Kirk is extra bizarre considering most of the country had no idea who he was
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The hagiography of Charlie Kirk is extra bizarre considering most of the country had no idea who he was
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Happy Hokie day, finally 🦃🏈🦃🏈
August 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy Hokie day, finally 🦃🏈🦃🏈
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i am going to self-immolate at the steps of State Farm HQ unless they agree to pull the Mahomes-Trainor commercial by Week 3
we must take collective action as a society to prevent State Farm from running this Patrick Mahomes-Meghan Trainor commercial non-stop on every football broadcast the next 5 months
August 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i am going to self-immolate at the steps of State Farm HQ unless they agree to pull the Mahomes-Trainor commercial by Week 3
Gus Johnson being on the call for the first football game I watch in sobriety is enough to make me start drinking again
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Gus Johnson being on the call for the first football game I watch in sobriety is enough to make me start drinking again