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Dean
@deanisunderwater.bsky.social
Beaver 🦫 (sometimes blue wolf 🐺)
Swimming, climbing, hiking
23 (he/him)
Not explicit, maybe suggestive 🔞
Science grad student
Merry Christmas from Axl and I :)
December 26, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Got myself a new package for Christmas. About time this account turned a little spicy!

CW: bulge
December 24, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Mediterranean night - salmon with za'atar and sumac 🍋
December 23, 2023 at 11:19 PM
New gender experience. A kid at swim lessons was scared of male instructors 😥

I couldn't pull the it's okay I was a girl for 18 years card 😅

What got her to trust me and stop screaming?

Putting her on the floaty octopus mat. It works every time.

The octopus mat is my new best friend 🐙
December 21, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Proud swim instructor moment 😄 a mom told me I "made magic happen" when I taught her daughter how to float on her back 🥺
She'd been trying and sinking for months with other instructors, and I fixed it in 5 minutes using deep breathing and center of gravity physics!
Graduated survival level :)
December 20, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Beaver's 1st fursona art 🛶
Credit to a college friend :)
December 5, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I think Axl likes his sweet potato teething ring 😆 he's so goofy
December 1, 2023 at 1:50 PM
I can't believe I'm getting paid to sing and dance and splash around in the pool and tread for a while and get a workout in 🐬 I may be making 2/3 of what I made in engineering, but I'm 100x happier :) And working evenings is kind of nice because I can enjoy the sunlight!
November 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM
That was the easiest job interview ever ... I showed up and they were like, we love your resume - when can you start!?!

They gave me a leadership role too, I'm in charge of the pool and all of the swim instructors 😊

I was only unemployed for ~24 hours 😅
November 15, 2023 at 11:37 PM
I escaped the office forever!
Onto my next adventure in teaching physics and swim lessons 🤓🐬

I don't think I've been this happy and relaxed in a long time 😄
November 14, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I've been sewer sampling with a hose and luckily I've never had to go into the sewer, but of course on my last day, I dropped the hose 🫠 and I had to climb down the manhole ladder to go get it. But that wraps up my sampling adventure! No more manholes for me 😄
November 13, 2023 at 8:10 PM
I'm so glad I'm leaving this job, I don't think I've ever been this exhausted

Wednesday I lost my wallet

Yesterday I hit my head on a rock right in my face that I just didn't see while climbing

And I just tripped and fell down the entire basement laundry staircase

I just need to sleep 😅😴
November 11, 2023 at 10:35 PM
I got an interview as a part-time swim instructor to help put myself through grad school! I love teaching people how to swim 🐬 2 more days of office and then I'll be free :)
November 11, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Just unclogged a sewer manhole by stabbing it with the only thing around long enough to reach, which happened to be a giant stalk of corn 🌽
Country girls make do I guess 😐
Happy Monday 😅
November 6, 2023 at 1:23 PM
My hair is too pretty that the cafe gave me the key to the women's bathroom instead of men's 😳 gender confusion achieved. They just aren't ready for gay men with long hair 😂
October 29, 2023 at 4:48 PM
I spent all day yesterday hiding from my scawy email inbox 😥 but today is the day to make things happen! Going to plop myself down at a cafe and finish my school and apt and job paperwork
October 29, 2023 at 12:11 PM
I'm also officially headed back to MA for grad school in December 👀 I've had 8 addresses in as many years and I'd really like to settle down, but I'll be a lot happier in education than in engineering!
School ✅
Apartment ✅
Just have to put in my 2 weeks notice on Monday 😟 and I'm out 🎉
October 27, 2023 at 9:21 PM
I may not be at furpoc, but I am hanging out with this guy 🐶 He's too little for me to go away for the weekend :) Have fun though everyone there!
October 27, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Nice fall day for a puppy stroller socialization walk! Puppy kindergarten starts tomorrow for more socialization and training :)
October 23, 2023 at 1:07 AM
I feel like Hermey the rudolph elf who doesn't want to make toys but in engineering 🥲 I'm going back to school next year to get my master's in education and teach high school math or science 😄
October 9, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Property database invented a fun new way of counting. 1,10,11,12...18,19, 2! , 20,21,22...29, 3! ,30,31, etc. It doesn't recognize that numbers <10 are in fact less than 10. They need to hire a CS person to fix this 😭 and make the text exportable and copy paste-able please 🥺 👉👈
October 9, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Hi vis vest time. Does your building have gutters? Is your roof flat? I may need to enter your basement to inspect the drainage system 💦
September 28, 2023 at 5:53 PM
He's growing so fast! 11 weeks old
September 24, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Must be fall 🍎
September 24, 2023 at 5:30 PM
My happy place back at the summer camp lake I worked at for the day volunteering to take the docks out of the water for the winter. Axl isn't old enough to go swimming yet, but soon. Also, yes, that is a wetsuit 👀 it was 57 out this morning. It's a multipurpose wetsuit that sometimes goes dancing!
September 17, 2023 at 5:12 PM