Dave Caldwell
@davecaldwell.bsky.social
I’m just a person doing their best.
Tina Turner was born on this day in 1939. She was an incredible human being and my favorite music artist.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tina Turner was born on this day in 1939. She was an incredible human being and my favorite music artist.
I just finished watching this special and it is brilliant! If you could use some laughs I highly recommend it.
Jay Chanoine wants to know **HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?**
Jay’s debut special, Chanoinigans, is on our YouTube channel for free. You can go watch it now! Subscribe to the channel while you’re there!
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Jay’s debut special, Chanoinigans, is on our YouTube channel for free. You can go watch it now! Subscribe to the channel while you’re there!
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November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just finished watching this special and it is brilliant! If you could use some laughs I highly recommend it.
My copy is this is one of my most highly prized possessions. Mo Alexander is an incredible comedian and human being. This song is a fun listen.
Since we’re pushing stuff for the holidays, we still have a couple of these highly limited, 1-sided #lathecut #45rpm #picturedisc #records by @moalexander.bsky.social where he actually sings! This version is unique to the 45. Recorded at #SunsStudio in #Memphis. Link in comments.
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November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My copy is this is one of my most highly prized possessions. Mo Alexander is an incredible comedian and human being. This song is a fun listen.
I will never understand how people can sit on millions or billions of dollars and not use that money to help the less fortunate. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I will never understand how people can sit on millions or billions of dollars and not use that money to help the less fortunate. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.
One of the best books I’ve ever read was Robert Schimmel’s book Cancer On $5 A Day, Chemo Not Included. He was one of my all time favorite comedians. I bought the book the day it was released and read it from cover to cover that night. It’s such a powerful book.
best non fiction you’ve read. recently or ever. please and thankyou
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of the best books I’ve ever read was Robert Schimmel’s book Cancer On $5 A Day, Chemo Not Included. He was one of my all time favorite comedians. I bought the book the day it was released and read it from cover to cover that night. It’s such a powerful book.
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I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
Hahahahahahahahaha! Kumail Nanjiana is so funny.
October 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha! Kumail Nanjiana is so funny.
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New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Safety First
YouTube video by Adam Cayton-Holland
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October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
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@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social
I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!
I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!
October 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social
I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!
I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!
My phone number must have been caught up in another breach or something. Last night I received three SPAM text messages in rapid succession and this morning I’ve received close to 10 of them. It’s so annoying.
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My phone number must have been caught up in another breach or something. Last night I received three SPAM text messages in rapid succession and this morning I’ve received close to 10 of them. It’s so annoying.
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Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.
Welcome to “America.” I dont know if you can watch this if you arent on substack but if you are it speaks volumes.
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American Escapee (@americanescapee)
Yeah, this is why I don’t wave the flag.
substack.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Welcome to “America.” I dont know if you can watch this if you arent on substack but if you are it speaks volumes.
substack.com/@americanesc...
substack.com/@americanesc...
Getting my monthly B12 shot this morning.
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Getting my monthly B12 shot this morning.
“Just give grace. People are exhausted by life right now.”
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Just give grace. People are exhausted by life right now.”
I got to see Kumail Nanjiani several years ago at a comedy club and I laughed my head off. This special is going to be amazing.
My first stand-up special in over a decade, Night Thoughts, is out on Hulu on December 19th. Mark your calendars. But also I will remind you closer to the date.
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Hulu Unveils Title, Premiere Date For Its Kumail Nanjiani Comedy Special – Update
Kumail Nanjiani new comedy special, now titled 'Night Thoughts,' has locked in a winter premiere date at Hulu.
deadline.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I got to see Kumail Nanjiani several years ago at a comedy club and I laughed my head off. This special is going to be amazing.
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The majority of the UN walked out of the General Assembly hall as Netanyahu, representing Israel, tried to brag about his criminal actions in Gaza and the region, loud booing ensued leaving Netanyahu visibly shaking in anger.
September 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The majority of the UN walked out of the General Assembly hall as Netanyahu, representing Israel, tried to brag about his criminal actions in Gaza and the region, loud booing ensued leaving Netanyahu visibly shaking in anger.
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The Epstein Files cause Autism. That's why they can't be released, America.
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Epstein Files cause Autism. That's why they can't be released, America.
Hahahahahahahahaha
If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean but have you ever tried tidying up on cough syrup? IMPOSSIBLE!
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha
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There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
September 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
The last of three glorious days of High Plains Comedy Festival (www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/schedule) in Denver, Colorado starts at 4:00 this afternoon. It has already been an amazing festival.
Schedule — High Plains Comedy Festival
The full High Plains schedule in all its glory.
www.highplainscomedyfestival.com
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The last of three glorious days of High Plains Comedy Festival (www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/schedule) in Denver, Colorado starts at 4:00 this afternoon. It has already been an amazing festival.
If you are in Denver, Colorado this weekend I cannot recommend enough getting yourself tickets to some shows as part of the High Plains Comedy Festival. There are so many incredibly funny people on every show. www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/schedule
Schedule — High Plains Comedy Festival
The full High Plains schedule in all its glory.
www.highplainscomedyfestival.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you are in Denver, Colorado this weekend I cannot recommend enough getting yourself tickets to some shows as part of the High Plains Comedy Festival. There are so many incredibly funny people on every show. www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/schedule
I’m getting a long overdue pedicure today. It isn’t necessarily a smart financial decision but I decided I’m doing it anyway.
September 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m getting a long overdue pedicure today. It isn’t necessarily a smart financial decision but I decided I’m doing it anyway.
I just don’t know about this world, or life, any longer.
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I just don’t know about this world, or life, any longer.
I used to spend $50/week for groceries. Then I saw it go up to $80/week. Yesterday I spent $107.
I get almost the exact same groceries every time. Ramen becomes more tempting every week. If only I could learn to stop eating.
I get almost the exact same groceries every time. Ramen becomes more tempting every week. If only I could learn to stop eating.
September 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I used to spend $50/week for groceries. Then I saw it go up to $80/week. Yesterday I spent $107.
I get almost the exact same groceries every time. Ramen becomes more tempting every week. If only I could learn to stop eating.
I get almost the exact same groceries every time. Ramen becomes more tempting every week. If only I could learn to stop eating.
How I begin every morning
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
How I begin every morning