@davebucket.bsky.social
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The story of the weekend looks like about 3000+ people protesting asylum, 2000+ counterprotestors while 210k people do parkrun
August 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The story of the weekend looks like about 3000+ people protesting asylum, 2000+ counterprotestors while 210k people do parkrun
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Have they tried doing good changes that people will like and approve of
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Have they tried doing good changes that people will like and approve of
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Hard to explain how utterly Jokerising it is to live in a country where MPs and press regularly unite to scream at the public about ducks actually being orangutans and then seven years later - when the damage is long since irreparable - release books called Quack! My Life Amongst The Water Fowl.
I would ask you to pause here and ask yourself: what exact methods did “the centre left” use to “fight back”? Are those methods available to Sensible Tories. Can they, say, rely on the national press to devote five years to stoking deranged hate for the Tory right? I would say: no.
February 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hard to explain how utterly Jokerising it is to live in a country where MPs and press regularly unite to scream at the public about ducks actually being orangutans and then seven years later - when the damage is long since irreparable - release books called Quack! My Life Amongst The Water Fowl.
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The US is a divorced man who's drunkenly come to the conclusion that the only way he can reclaim his dignity is by smashing up his ex-wife's plant pots with a screwdriver.
February 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The US is a divorced man who's drunkenly come to the conclusion that the only way he can reclaim his dignity is by smashing up his ex-wife's plant pots with a screwdriver.
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I know utility bills and the price of food and rent are extortionate. I know you can't afford to live any more. But don't worry because Sir Keir's buying more bombs.
February 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I know utility bills and the price of food and rent are extortionate. I know you can't afford to live any more. But don't worry because Sir Keir's buying more bombs.
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This is how it's done, @jonhenley.bsky.social @theguardian.com 1/3
January 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is how it's done, @jonhenley.bsky.social @theguardian.com 1/3
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UK Government is to indefinitely ban puberty blockers for u18s.
Fuck, and I repeat FUCK labour, FUCK Wes cunting streeting, and FUCK Starmer
The death of kids will be on your heads.
#ProtectTransYouth #LGBwithTheT
Fuck, and I repeat FUCK labour, FUCK Wes cunting streeting, and FUCK Starmer
The death of kids will be on your heads.
#ProtectTransYouth #LGBwithTheT
December 11, 2024 at 4:55 PM
UK Government is to indefinitely ban puberty blockers for u18s.
Fuck, and I repeat FUCK labour, FUCK Wes cunting streeting, and FUCK Starmer
The death of kids will be on your heads.
#ProtectTransYouth #LGBwithTheT
Fuck, and I repeat FUCK labour, FUCK Wes cunting streeting, and FUCK Starmer
The death of kids will be on your heads.
#ProtectTransYouth #LGBwithTheT
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Sir Keir has lost the Donkeys! It's official: he has to go!
December 4, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Sir Keir has lost the Donkeys! It's official: he has to go!
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I wish I was a fascist , I’d feel really optimistic about the future
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I wish I was a fascist , I’d feel really optimistic about the future
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Word of advice: do NOT buy Christmas cards off this guy. I did (5 boxes) and they all featured Wallace eating smegma off of a cream cracker. That's not a good look for Christmas.
I need to find a way to make some extra money, do people pay for posts? is that a thing?
November 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Word of advice: do NOT buy Christmas cards off this guy. I did (5 boxes) and they all featured Wallace eating smegma off of a cream cracker. That's not a good look for Christmas.
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I will never get over the shame of having to post on a platform where I have less than 1,000 followers. It's a humiliation that reminds me of when Keith Chegwin stole the Naked Jungle gig from me.
November 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I will never get over the shame of having to post on a platform where I have less than 1,000 followers. It's a humiliation that reminds me of when Keith Chegwin stole the Naked Jungle gig from me.
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What's your favourite traditional Israeli food? Mine would have to be pizza.
November 27, 2024 at 9:31 AM
What's your favourite traditional Israeli food? Mine would have to be pizza.
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Is everyone really excited about wicked or is it a joke
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Is everyone really excited about wicked or is it a joke
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"We had an election a few months ago. Now I'm the daddy. And right now daddy's speaking." Sir Keir silences critics in heroic press conference outside Downing Street.
November 26, 2024 at 9:00 AM
"We had an election a few months ago. Now I'm the daddy. And right now daddy's speaking." Sir Keir silences critics in heroic press conference outside Downing Street.
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FACT OF THE DAY: 94% of straight men will only go down on a woman if she's covered her fanny in low-grade lager.
November 26, 2024 at 9:31 AM
FACT OF THE DAY: 94% of straight men will only go down on a woman if she's covered her fanny in low-grade lager.
People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here
November 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Starmer declares war on welfare, of course he does. I stated Labour was an I'm alright jack vote, that only suits liberals who want to ignore the plight of all.
Business first, people last. Capitalism = ableism
Our society is ableist to the core. If we aren't deemed productive,we die.
Business first, people last. Capitalism = ableism
Our society is ableist to the core. If we aren't deemed productive,we die.
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Starmer declares war on welfare, of course he does. I stated Labour was an I'm alright jack vote, that only suits liberals who want to ignore the plight of all.
Business first, people last. Capitalism = ableism
Our society is ableist to the core. If we aren't deemed productive,we die.
Business first, people last. Capitalism = ableism
Our society is ableist to the core. If we aren't deemed productive,we die.
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TFW the officer is asking you to come down to the station to explain how the images of topless teens got on your phone.
November 20, 2024 at 5:18 PM
TFW the officer is asking you to come down to the station to explain how the images of topless teens got on your phone.
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Elon Musk’s ‘1984’
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Elon Musk’s ‘1984’
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The most character based drawing I’ve done since the accident. Hurt a fair bit but it’s coming back, frustratingly slowly but it’s coming back
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The most character based drawing I’ve done since the accident. Hurt a fair bit but it’s coming back, frustratingly slowly but it’s coming back
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM
when a trans person exists in a video game
Guesses for what's in the big surprise bag of POP CULTURE....things.
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Guesses for what's in the big surprise bag of POP CULTURE....things.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.