Dr. Ew*
@daswomtombout.bsky.social
Sometime seminary student
Singer
Minster to children
he/him
*not a doctor
Singer
Minster to children
he/him
*not a doctor
Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra, with the candlestick.
March 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra, with the candlestick.
My algorithm's got jokes.
March 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My algorithm's got jokes.
Impromptu breath prayer from this morning:
Inhale- Lord, help me get ready.
Exhale- Lord, help me feel ready.
Inhale- Lord, help me get ready.
Exhale- Lord, help me feel ready.
March 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Impromptu breath prayer from this morning:
Inhale- Lord, help me get ready.
Exhale- Lord, help me feel ready.
Inhale- Lord, help me get ready.
Exhale- Lord, help me feel ready.
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social THEY WON'T STOP MAKING OREOS
February 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social THEY WON'T STOP MAKING OREOS
Real actual message from my computer after the printer failed to connect.
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Real actual message from my computer after the printer failed to connect.
I've had the Trident "outside bones" song from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt stuck in my head all morning. Please send help.
January 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've had the Trident "outside bones" song from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt stuck in my head all morning. Please send help.
I was here before it was cool.
Now I'm back because it's finally cool.
Now I'm back because it's finally cool.
November 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I was here before it was cool.
Now I'm back because it's finally cool.
Now I'm back because it's finally cool.
My daughter, 8, reading the side of her box of snacks: "Cholesterol, OMG! Iron, OMG!"
My son, 13: "That says zero milligrams."
My son, 13: "That says zero milligrams."
November 30, 2023 at 7:23 PM
My daughter, 8, reading the side of her box of snacks: "Cholesterol, OMG! Iron, OMG!"
My son, 13: "That says zero milligrams."
My son, 13: "That says zero milligrams."
Get it together New Orleans
November 24, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Get it together New Orleans
Giving thanks for my HS English teacher who taught me to avoid using any turn of phrase I've seen/heard more than twice as it is then considered clichè.
November 23, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Giving thanks for my HS English teacher who taught me to avoid using any turn of phrase I've seen/heard more than twice as it is then considered clichè.
Me: Get thee behind me, Satan.
Satan:
Satan:
November 23, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Me: Get thee behind me, Satan.
Satan:
Satan:
Me when I mispronounce "aspic"
November 23, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Me when I mispronounce "aspic"
When a coworker asks "do you have any brown construction paper" but you're a children's minister
November 22, 2023 at 11:55 PM
When a coworker asks "do you have any brown construction paper" but you're a children's minister