DA Satire
@dasatire.bsky.social
This account is strictly satire, I don’t mean any of this so hopefully it’ll make y’all laugh!@lizzysizzy.bsky.social
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October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Oh Veilguard Iron Bull, you live forever in my head
#TheIronBull #dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #GoldenBull
#TheIronBull #dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #GoldenBull
August 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh Veilguard Iron Bull, you live forever in my head
#TheIronBull #dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #GoldenBull
#TheIronBull #dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #GoldenBull
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My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
May 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
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Wait, I thought "mage elf who romances the most problematic cast member" was canon?
My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
May 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Wait, I thought "mage elf who romances the most problematic cast member" was canon?
Okay, idk why but the pfp I chose makes me laugh every time I look at it.🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Okay, idk why but the pfp I chose makes me laugh every time I look at it.🤣🤣🤣🤣
My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
May 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
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I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!
(A joke.)
#DASatire
(A joke.)
#DASatire
April 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!
(A joke.)
#DASatire
(A joke.)
#DASatire
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Like people need to separate fiction from reality
May 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Like people need to separate fiction from reality
I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!
(A joke.)
#DASatire
(A joke.)
#DASatire
April 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!
(A joke.)
#DASatire
(A joke.)
#DASatire
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Amidst this talk about striking voice actors and video games:
I hope that everyone enjoys the Oblivion remake!
I did not work on it, but other people did record new lines for it.
HOWEVER: Those who originally worked on it years ago will receive no extra money like they would in *any other media.*
I hope that everyone enjoys the Oblivion remake!
I did not work on it, but other people did record new lines for it.
HOWEVER: Those who originally worked on it years ago will receive no extra money like they would in *any other media.*
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
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April 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Amidst this talk about striking voice actors and video games:
I hope that everyone enjoys the Oblivion remake!
I did not work on it, but other people did record new lines for it.
HOWEVER: Those who originally worked on it years ago will receive no extra money like they would in *any other media.*
I hope that everyone enjoys the Oblivion remake!
I did not work on it, but other people did record new lines for it.
HOWEVER: Those who originally worked on it years ago will receive no extra money like they would in *any other media.*
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The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
April 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
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We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
April 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
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We made this a decade ago and when I found out Solas actually kept the arm I lost it
Trespasser Spoiler (Our headcanon)
Solas Positive: Solas gets asked for her hand in marriage.
Some datamined stuff from the patch were released. If you’ve seen them, there could be a beach party wedding. Fandom is currently very tense....
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April 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We made this a decade ago and when I found out Solas actually kept the arm I lost it
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The account has been made again I don’t mean any of this! This is satire!🤣🤣
The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
April 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The account has been made again I don’t mean any of this! This is satire!🤣🤣
The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
April 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
@missbleachy.bsky.social I hear you’re my biggest supporter! *holds out her hand*
March 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@missbleachy.bsky.social I hear you’re my biggest supporter! *holds out her hand*
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why don’t you run back to yours?
oh. wait. hm. how unfortunate. 🤷♀️
// ooc: your ocs & their cat fights 😭
oh. wait. hm. how unfortunate. 🤷♀️
// ooc: your ocs & their cat fights 😭
December 31, 2024 at 7:00 AM
why don’t you run back to yours?
oh. wait. hm. how unfortunate. 🤷♀️
// ooc: your ocs & their cat fights 😭
oh. wait. hm. how unfortunate. 🤷♀️
// ooc: your ocs & their cat fights 😭
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At last, I can abandon the study of Divorce. Leaving my boat idling for that long isn't good for the engine, or the gas mileage.
December 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
At last, I can abandon the study of Divorce. Leaving my boat idling for that long isn't good for the engine, or the gas mileage.
@pigeonstomper.bsky.social How are you?👀
December 29, 2024 at 2:46 AM
@pigeonstomper.bsky.social How are you?👀
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I have an important message for my children.
December 27, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I have an important message for my children.
I’ve calmed down and now, I’m going to Orlais to visit the spa. Hopefully, Ferelden won’t fall apart while I’m gone.🧖♀️
December 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I’ve calmed down and now, I’m going to Orlais to visit the spa. Hopefully, Ferelden won’t fall apart while I’m gone.🧖♀️
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I’m going on patrol in Denerim and make it back in time to the palace for the ball!
December 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I’m going on patrol in Denerim and make it back in time to the palace for the ball!