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Swing dancing, LFC, political psychology. 29, they/them, autism runs the account tbh
Been watching interview with a vampire finally I fucking cannot STAND lestat
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
References have been back and all boxes ticked for me to start lollipop job for two weeks so tell me why the guy has not contacted me, including replying to an email I fucking sent asking for some information on a start date. Talking to a woman whose job isn't even recruitment anymore
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Put two weekends in a row of holiday in at work thinking that's probably a bit cheeky and both have been accepted in 20 minutes. Nice.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
He's a fictional character you can literally do what you want it's not that deep
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reference books you use in your articles with page numbers!! Fuck!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dominik is that a baby in a handbag like a chihuahua
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Why is the flat so cold oh right yes feral flatmate has the windows open when it's about 10 degrees Celsius outside
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Watched three squirrels playing chase with each other in the park this morning, very lovely
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You'll just give everyone ammo if you 'turn on players' I'm turned on by players *looks at Dom*
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Forced closed the stream the lay on the bathroom floor with a hazelnut candle enjoying the hum of the extractor fan
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favourite starting 11 of ASS
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thanks lads mood was already on the floor
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
FUCK OFF MICHAEL OLIVER
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Conor Bradley I love you
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can we not do this today please I'm feeling very low
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
WELL THEN
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Good start then
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Downloaded a dating app for 12 hours and that is truly the final straw, I'm CHOOSING to live a die a spinster
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Oh my GOD
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
At the library and was gonna go home but looks like our water has gone from the group chat
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sydn*y sw**ney gets away with a lot because of the general *uwu 🥹* attitude you know what I mean
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Storming it home from dance, wonderful night per usual, longer than expected but I have fancy cheese in the fridge
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM